Gil-Galad
Hello Gil-Galad High King of the
Elves.
While all the other teen-age girls were gushing over
Legolas, I fell for you. You are quite the best looking Elve around!. When I saw you in the Prologe I was very impressed, hoping to see more of you. So I was very disappointed that you died so prematurely! If you had to die --- couldnt you die at
Helm's Deep instead of
Haldir? Or even better --- could'nt you have pushed
Elrond before you to get roasted? Then
Aragorn could have his sweetheart and you could have had the lead role instead of Legolas. I can see you now: " No!!!!
Gandalf!!! That is not the pass word into
Moria!!! (pushes him aside) Let me do it! After all I am the oldest one here and I know everything!" Sigh!
I think you should have demanded a better story line from your biographer JRRT! He even cuts you out of most of the "Silmarillion" and "Lost
Tales"! I am sure you have had a most exciting life and I want to know more!!! Please tell!!!
Your most devoted fan! jf.