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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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*Paints an apple with it*
Whoa that's dark. And yep. Morgoth enough. No lights whatsoever.
*Looks at the apple*

Hmm, I like that. There is beauty in darkness...for not all darkness is evil.

*turns to Tyelko* Could I keep that apple? You've just made it a thousand times more beautiful than before.
*Curufin thinks the appearance of this new Valië is not good for his staying free of existential crises*
*raises eyebrow* Well, excuse me, but I myself am merely just existing, so....I'm not really doing anything other than just standing here and observing.
 
*Raises eyebrow*
Such an ...ah... successful operation.
Sounds legit. Do you think it will stain?
*Draws him a mustache*
I'm not sure.
 
Oh I do this a lot. I still manage to cause trouble while doing so, and I don't even have your magnitude of spiritual power, Lady 'Fallen Valië of Desire'.
*chuckles then sighs dejectedly* Just Írelilta will suffice. I don't deserve to be hailed with such a title, I think....

And, I did indeed cause a lot of trouble back in Valinor. No need to mention more, I think, or else Fingon will whack me on the head with a frying pan....and then I'll really fall....
Sure. Here.
*Offers it to her*
My Christmas gift to you!
*blinks* Thank you....to think that the Noldor would have such kind hearts....I don't understand why Morgoth would.....*sighs* Never mind, I'll make him see reason some day.
 
*Raises eyebrow*
Such an ...ah... successful operation.
Correction: His love of throwing broccoli.

*Ereinion throws another piece, but Fingon catches it. He tosses it back to Ereinion, and they begin a game of tossing it back and forth*

*Draws him a mustache*
I'm not sure.
*drops the broccoli* AHHH!!! No no no no no no! WHY?!?!? *takes a cloth and starts rubbing at the paint, trying to remove it*

I'm used to gazing at tiny things in the distance. I had a looooot of free time while hanging out at Thangorodrim.
Tauriel: I mean, yeah, so am I, but it doesn’t mean you have to go reading every detail!! *quickly puts the wallet away*

Did you get paid triple time for being you on holidays? No? Didn’t think so. *flips hair*
 
Correction: His love of throwing broccoli.

*Ereinion throws another piece, but Fingon catches it. He tosses it back to Ereinion, and they begin a game of tossing it back and forth*
Oh yeah.
*Chuckles*
I taught him that.
*drops the broccoli* AHHH!!! No no no no no no! WHY?!?!? *takes a cloth and starts rubbing at the paint, trying to remove it*
...It's not going away.
Íri: yep. Still there.
 
Tauriel: I mean, yeah, so am I, but it doesn’t mean you have to go reading every detail!! *quickly puts the wallet away*
Yeah, well, I'm used to reading the fine print in contracts because of my diplomatic duties. Unlike you, I have a real job.

Did you get paid triple time for being you on holidays? No? Didn’t think so. *flips hair*
That sure would be nice! But respectable jobs from respectable employers don't do that!
 
*Curufin's pun detection senses have been activated*
*he grins, thinking Írelilta can't be that bad of a Vala if she appreciates terrible humour*
*smirks and raises an eyebrow at reading his thoughts* Benefits of being the Fallen Valie of Desire, I guess. But thanks....I'm not entirely on Morgoth's side, but also not entirely away from him....it's a bit of a complicated maze, really....
 
*Curufin's pun detection senses have been activated*
*he grins, thinking Írelilta can't be that bad of a Vala if she appreciates terrible humour*
*Happy that his brother is starting to find friends of his own without his help. Even if his friend was a fallen Valië*
They grow up so fast...
*Wipes away fake tear*
 
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No need to mention more, I think, or else Fingon will whack me on the head with a frying pan....and then I'll really fall....
You’re not wrong…

Oh yeah.
*Chuckles*
I taught him that.
…Thanks. Now he thinks broccoli makes a better weapon than a healthy snack!

...It's not going away.
Íri: yep. Still there.
*removes the paint with a wave of my hand* Is that better? Fallen Valie benefits....
Umm… thanks.

Yeah, well, I'm used to reading the fine print in contracts because of my diplomatic duties. Unlike you, I have a real job.
Tauriel: My job is real! Mr. Gothmore and Dr. Sour are WONDERFUL bosses! Pancake Day is the best!
 
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