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Aulë: Now this is how I bargain with my wife.*Smiles up at him and gives him a bear hug*
Can I have a third one if I give you a kiss on the cheek?
…I’m just gonna automatically give you two a whole tray of cookies and let you divvy them up yourselves.Aulë: Now this is how I bargain with my wife.
Now that's pushing it. How about you give it to me anyway for the sake of all the times I was your Fautuatar?*Smiles up at him and gives him a bear hug*
Can I have a third one if I give you a kiss on the cheek?
*Aulë leans over in a loud whisper.* What say you come help me next, or I mean, this year?How about you give it to me anyway for the sake of all the times I was your Fautuatar?
*whispers back, intrigued* Is this a paid gig, or a volunteer position?*Aulë leans over in a loud whisper.* What say you come help me next, or I mean, this year?
*Shrugs*Now that's pushing it. How about you give it to me anyway for the sake of all the times I was your Fautuatar?
Laurinalótë: Why does it look like Yaulofinwë?*Gives him a painted wooden calico kitty*
Yaulofinwë was the tiger cub, I thought.Laurinalótë: Why does it look like Yaulofinwë?
Well I couldn't give him the real one because it was violent. And I had brought Yaulofinwë along just because I wanted to give him to Maitimo for Mettarë. He had promised to behave...😞Laurinalótë: Why does it look like Yaulofinwë?
Tigers are felines. And Yaulofinwë is like me. *Even if it isn't visible, Laurinalótë is clearly smirking at Yavanna.*Yaulofinwë was a tiger cub, I thought.
I see your dilemma.Well I couldn't give him the real one because it was violent.
Aww, Tyelko, thank you! I do love a good map, and I appreciate you marking down different locations of interest. It shall certainly be of use whenever I can travel to the east someday. Lately it seems like I can never leave Dor-Lómin, let alone Hithlum. Have you truly gone east of the Ered Lindon before?To Finno: here's a map from the east of middle earth where I spent a few years exploring. I have marked all the places you might like to visit.
*Ereinion gasps, his eyes lighting up* A PUPPY!!!! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Uncle Tyelko! *the puppy wiggles in the basket and licks him all over the face, with Ereinion giggling happily* I shall name you— Gwaloth!To little Ereinion: here's the puppy I promised you!
*Brings a golden retriever puppy from a basket and hands her to him*
Promise to take good care of her!
*appears in a wisp of flame* Hey, if you don't mind, can I have something more....appealing than a black apple?And here are the rest of your gifts!
To Finno: here's a map from the east of middle earth where I spent a few years exploring. I have marked all the places you might like to visit.
To Íri: pearl white silk from the silk road!
Lómion: a new bow I made solely for you. I know you lost yours on your way here.
To little Ereinion: here's the puppy I promised you!
*Brings a golden retriever puppy from a basket and hands her to him*
Promise to take good care of her!
And to my little brother: a book I found about engraving on metal. I think you'll find it extremely interesting!
To our dear Valar: couple mugs! Since you like tea so much.
*Hands them the mugs with pictures of themselves painted on them*
And to Laurinalotë: *hands her a mp3 player*
The classical songs are supposed to help you grow.
Would you like a chocolate chip cookie? Don’t worry, we have some with dark chocolate if you so prefer.*appears in a wisp of flame* Hey, if you don't mind, can I have something more....appealing than a black apple?
*raises an eyebrow* Paradoxically, dark chocolate is my least desired type. I'd rather have milk, or actually....white chocolate sounds alluring....Would you like a chocolate chip cookie? Don’t worry, we have some with dark chocolate if you so prefer.
We have those as well. There’s a whole assortment of flavors and styles of cookies. Our Minion bakers are very productive and thoughtful. Personally, I find a good glass of regular milk and a couple plain chocolate chip cookies hits the spot just right. Or, we have sugar cookies, peanut butter cookies, snickerdoodles, oatmeal raisin, molasses cookies; you name it, they made it.*raises an eyebrow* Paradoxically, dark chocolate is my least desired type. I'd rather have milk, or actually....white chocolate sounds alluring....
Hmm, I'd like an entire tray )or two!) of white chocolate cookies, if you don't mind....We have those as well. There’s a whole assortment of flavors and styles of cookies. Our Minion bakers are very productive and thoughtful. Personally, I find a good glass of regular milk and a couple plain chocolate chip cookies hits the spot just right. Or, we have sugar cookies, peanut butter cookies, snickerdoodles, oatmeal raisin, molasses cookies; you name it, they made it.
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