Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

A-HEM!
No animal is temperamental when it comes to me.😌

Hey, I did calm you down just through my singing, so maybe you're not that temperamental....

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

No I meant that I'm an animal expert. I can calm them down too!

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

No I meant that I'm an animal expert. I can calm them down too!

Fair enough, but I already started, so.....

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

A-HEM!
No animal is temperamental when it comes to me.😌

This is very true. Except when I'm in the vicinity, then the more vicious ones leap from his arms to attack me.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

This is very true. Except when I'm in the vicinity, then the more vicious ones leap from his arms to attack me.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call Curvo effect. Even my powers have some limits.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call Curvo effect. Even my powers have some limits.

Hm. But this does mean I am at least equally as powerful as you.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Hm. But this does mean I am at least equally as powerful as you.

Depends on how you view it, really.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*a calmed cow walks over to Curvo out of curiosity and begins to nuzzle his hand with her whiskery nose. It quickly progresses to nibbling, and eventually she begins to suck his arm into her warm, moist mouth, making it halfway up past his elbow*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*starts laughing so hard he falls down*

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*a calmed cow walks over to Curvo out of curiosity and begins to nuzzle his hand with her whiskery nose. It quickly progresses to nibbling, and eventually she begins to suck his arm into her warm, moist mouth, making it halfway up past his elbow*

*has been struggling against it the whole time, cringing in disgust, but his arm is quite trapped*

Look, you bovine menace, I am not an animal doctor and I have no desire to examine your tonsils. *pokes its nose* Unhand- ...er... unbite me!

*starts laughing so hard he falls down*

*rolls his eyes, at least thankful he is accustomed to slobbery chomps from his brother's various beasts... and his brother*

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Well, well.....poor Curvo....how unfortunate.... *silently snickers*

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Well, well.....poor Curvo....how unfortunate.... *silently snickers*

*shoots a nasty glare at the Valië*
*with half his arm in a cow's mouth, the effect is rather lessened*

*eventually, with that arm stuck awkwardly above his head, he manages to bend down enough to grab a handful of grass and herbs from the ground*
*he shudders as drool drips down onto his neck*
*he straightens up again, wincing, and holds the grass in front of the cow's nose, hoping it will become interested and let his arm go*
Come on now, missy, surely I don't taste that appealing!

*remembers these are rather unusual cows and his stare goes a bit blank*
Er... these cattle are herbivorous, right?

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*Is still laughing but decides to take pity on his brother and save him.
He goes towards them, caressing the cow's beck in a soothing manner and with hid other hand, he reaches out for the horn and taking it, he gently pries the cow from Curufin*
There you go.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*looks at his soggy, grass-stained arm with a very strange expression*
😬😐
*through gritted teeth, quietly*
Thank you, Tyelkormo.

*he puts his hand to the back of his neck and cringes*
Urgh. Remind me never to become a farmer.

*entirely overcome by disgust, he strides into a deep pond and stands directly under the waterfall spilling into it, tossing his tunic into the pond and scrubbing at his head and arm madly*

*he then folds his arms and remains standing there*
*he appears to be sulking*
*in reality, he is trying to wash the memory of the cow slime away too*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Come on Curvo! Don't waste water! Are you the one who pays for it?🤨

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*observing poor Curvo's fate, Maitimo keeps a loooong distance from the cows*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

On that line of thoughts, who pays for the water?🤨

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

*blinks at the aftermath of the chaos* If I knew the cows were so interested in such ways, maybe I shouldn't have been the one to sing that song....

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Yavanna: The cows of Oromë are legendary.

Aulë: They eat the arms of Elves?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Yavanna: The cows of Oromë are legendary.

Aulë: They eat the arms of Elves?

I've already lost enough limbs. No thanks!!!