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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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*After a bit of time*
So… you want to talk about it? Or not. *takes another small bite and looks down at the table awkwardly* ’S up to you.
*he frowns at how clumsy his speech is*
Talk about what? *innocently, pretending he doesn't know what Curvo is talking about* Like I said, I've got everything completely under control.

Laurinalótë: *breaking out the dance moves in Maitimo's hair*

Youre Welcome Maui GIF
*Maitimo hears music in his head and feels the tickling movement; looks around nervously*
 
*Goes to his brothers and brings out a photo*
I almost forgot! I wanted to show you this!
Look what I found under Atar and Ammë's bed!!
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I think uncle Nolo took this pic of them!

Huh! And Atar has the nerve to look at me funny whenever I make puns, when he used to do practically the same thing!
*is indignant at this single point of disagreement between he and his father*
 
*Goes to his brothers and brings out a photo*
I almost forgot! I wanted to show you this!
Look what I found under Atar and Ammë's bed!!
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I think uncle Nolo took this pic of them!
(OOC: The mantle Nerdanel is wearing looks a lot like Glorfindel's as described in BoLT2 or TFOG cause I can't remember where it's stated. Now I know what Glorfindel looks like with auburn hair! Besides what AI says, of course.)

*Maitimo hears music in his head and feels the tickling movement; looks around nervously*
What's the matter, Russo? *spins another time and flops down to hang over in his eyes*
 
What's the matter, Russo? *spins another time and flops down to hang over in his eyes*
AAH! *swats at Laurinalotë like there are bugs in his face; realizes it's her and stops* Oh, sorry. Didn't know it was you at first. Were you up there performing a musical number on my head or something??

I don't know why but whenever you say this someone dies.🤔
*his posture sags* Thanks for the reminder...
 
*swats at Laurinalotë like there are bugs in his face; realizes it's her and stops*
*dodges the swat nimbly* No worries.

Were you up there performing a musical number on my head or something??
You could say that. My lady Yavanna's singing of me has left me occasionally... You know.

Fautuatar: You've never done this in your life.

Laurinalótë: Because I never had one like this before!
 
You could say that. My lady Yavanna's singing of me has left me occasionally... You know.
Ah. Well, I don't mind, but maybe next time you're going to do that, give me a heads-up?
*grins at Curvo, knowing his love of punnery*

*Shrugs and takes a bite from his bar of chocolate*
You're welcome!
*Notices how rude it is to not offer some to Maitimo*
You wan' som'?
Um, with your spit on it? No thanks! Besides, I just had some chocolate from Curvo.
 
Talk about what? *innocently, pretending he doesn't know what Curvo is talking about*

*calmly peels back a bit more of the chocolate bar wrapper*
Whatever is or was bothering you. Even if my talents do not lie in this... area, I am nothing if not observant.

Like I said, I've got everything completely under control.
*closes his eyes, firmly forbidding himself from saying something like 'keep telling yourself that'*
*nods in a casual manner* Alright. I suppose you did say that.
*returns his attention to the chocolate*
 
Well, I don't mind, but maybe next time you're going to do that, give me a heads-up?
Just because you made that pun, I will!

Fautuatar: I thought you were going to say "I won't."

Laurinalótë: You thought wrong then. *Tacks on quickly respectfully * My lord.

Yavanna: Not a wit do I think you care about that.

Laurinalótë: You know I am ever loyal to my lord and lady despite all my... Wisecracks.

Yavanna: I do not believe it to be *wise* to call them such.
 
*calmly peels back a bit more of the chocolate bar wrapper*
Whatever is or was bothering you. Even if my talents do not lie in this... area, I am nothing if not observant.
Ah, well, that's very kind of you to notice such things. Truly though, I'm fine. Just got a little bit of existential despair going on in the background but, that's normal.

Wasn't going to give you anyway. Just asked to be polite.
*Takes out the gum he was chewing for a while and sticks it to Maitimo's hair as a revenge*
HEY! Eww! Tyelko, just because Laurinalotë has taken up residence in my hair, that does NOT make it a catch-all for... for garbage!

Good call. We’ve already seen how potent his saliva can be. *cough*He spit on Maitimo’s hair sample and turned the clone evil*cough*
Yeah, that's right!

*realizes another evil clone could be created with this spit-on hair and gum but wisely doesn't bring it up*

Does anyone have any oil? *tries to delicately extricate the gum out*
 

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