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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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Welp. I’m officially grossed out by you two. 😳
Fautuatar: Come now, you have a wife. Surely you understand.

Laurinalótë: I'm glad I will never have one.

Yavanna: I believe this is because you are female.

Laurinalótë: Duh! Well, I won't have a husband is what I meant!

Fautuatar *in his best Hugo Weaving imitation*: I looked into your future, and I saw... You'll never know.
 
Fautuatar: Come now, you have a wife. Surely you understand.

Laurinalótë: I'm glad I will never have one.

Yavanna: I believe this is because you are female.

Laurinalótë: Duh! Well, I won't have a husband is what I meant!

Fautuatar *in his best Hugo Weaving imitation*: I looked into your future, and I saw... You'll never know.
I mean... I understand too. *mutters* Tyelpe didn't come from nowhere. But this doesn't mean I do this stuff in public!!
 
Yes, but we don’t do it in front of everyone at any random time!
Yavanna: We... forgot you were here. Valar do make mistakes, you know.

Laurinalótë: I'm looking at that statement from a bigger picture.

Fautuatar: You can stop now.

Laurinalótë: I'd like to play my board game, my lord.

Fautuatar: Play it then, you no-hand!

Laurinalótë, dramatically: Now I feel offended for Maitimo.
 
*clasps left hand to chest and gives a scandalized gasp*
Fautuatar: Let me make it up to you. *retrieves bag of presents and pulls out a prosthetic silver hand* Your present. I crafted it myself. *tosses it to Maitimo*
 
Fautuatar: Let me make it up to you. *retrieves bag of presents and pulls out a prosthetic silver hand* Your present. I crafted it myself. *tosses it to Maitimo*
*instinctively dodges it as he is used to having things thrown at him with less-than-benevolent intent*

*there is a crash and the sound of a cat yowling in the background*


Wow, you make it up to me by throwing stuff at me? Thanks a lot!!
 
Seriously?! These corrode so easily, Aulë wouldn't use them alone!
Fautuatar: Nice to have someone else around here who knows what he's talking about!

*Yavanna searches for the yowling as it continues.* Quite the musical number this is. *finds Yaulofinwë behind a bookcase* Oh my, what have you got here?

*tentatively fits it against his wrist* It is cool, I must admit. Thank you!
Fautuatar: You are most welcome!
 

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