Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Thank you, Uncle! *instinctively embraces him in a big hug*

*surprised, Fëanor awkwardly pats him on the back, and then hastily pulls away*

So where's the rest of this "braiding party" of yours?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

(Also, side note, can we have everyone's hair go back to normal now? What if Fëanor has the magic touch to undo the enchantment?)

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Curvo went to wash his hair because it was all gummy and chocolatey and oily!
*Grins proudly*
Because I made it to be this way!

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

(Also, side note, can we have everyone's hair go back to normal now? What if Fëanor has the magic touch to undo the enchantment?)

(Fine.)

*Yavanna waves her hands and removes the red hair enchantment.* This has been on for long enough.

Fautuatar: Finally!

Yavanna: You were the one who put me up to this?

Fautuatar: Actually, it was a Lady of Mirkwood who did.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Aredhel: we told you we should arrest her.
Tyelko: Maitimo scolds me over chocolate but lets the imposter who is guilty of fraud walk free. I mean, what is up with that?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Aredhel: we told you we should arrest her.
Tyelko: Maitimo scolds me over chocolate but lets the imposter who is guilty of fraud walk free. I mean, what is up with that?

*Tauriel pops in* I told you, I’m innocent! Y’all just don’t know when you trust your super trustworthy older brother.

*looks at everyone glaring at her* I mean— OOOOH, I’m a ghost! Elleth Maitimo is not really here!! *runs out of the room*

*Fingon notices his hair* Yay, my beautiful dark hair is back!!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Fautuatar: Actually, it was a Lady of Mirkwood who did.

Maitimo: It was WHAT?

*Tauriel pops in and is gone before Maitimo can do anything*

Well, I'm sure glad to see you all looking like yourselves again!

Fëanor: Indeed. *frowns slightly as he runs his fingers through his own hair*

Aredhel: we told you we should arrest her.
Tyelko: Maitimo scolds me over chocolate but lets the imposter who is guilty of fraud walk free. I mean, what is up with that?

Hey, I didn't know she was the one behind this, and now she's gone.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*sees his hair is back to blonde*
I want to dye it green now. I think I can blend in with my surroundings better this way. Don't you think?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*sees his hair is back to blonde*
I want to dye it green now. I think I can blend in with my surroundings better this way. Don't you think?

Fëanor: WHAT? Don't you dare disrespect your grandmother by doing such a thing!

Maitimo: *tiredly, speaking at the same time as Fëanor* You're a grown Elda (believe it or not) and you can do what you want.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

I want to dye it green now. I think I can blend in with my surroundings better this way.

Laurinalótë: You could match the color of my leaves! *splays out like a beanstalk on top of Maitimo's hair*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Um...I'm getting some mixed signals here. And Atar, didn't you hear Finno saying he dyed my hair blonde with toxic waste? This is not grandmother's genes.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Um...I'm getting some mixed signals here. And Atar, didn't you hear Finno saying he dyed my hair blonde with toxic waste? This is not grandmother's genes.

Umm… I can explain? *starts backing away from Fëanor*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*realizes what he's just said*
Um ... please don't murder him? He didn't mean any harm!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Um...I'm getting some mixed signals here. And Atar, didn't you hear Finno saying he dyed my hair blonde with toxic waste? This is not grandmother's genes.

Fëanor: He-- he-- WHAT?!

*he always thought Tyelko was the only one to inherit his beloved Miriel's hair; this knowledge is a shock to him*

*he faints from shock*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Umm… I can explain? *starts backing away from Fëanor*

I think you're safe. Sauron tickled Tyelko. What's the worst Fëanor could do to you?

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Fëanor: He-- he-- WHAT?!

*he always thought Tyelko was the only one to inherit his beloved Miriel's hair; this knowledge is a shock to him*

*he faints from shock*

Um... Atar? You alive there?
*Whistles in his ear*
Atar?
*Pokes him*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

I think you're safe. Sauron tickled Tyelko. What's the worst Fëanor could do to you?

He burned one of his sons alive. I’m not sure I want to find out what he’ll do to his nephew. 😰

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I think you're safe. Sauron tickled Tyelko. What's the worst Fëanor could do to you?

Tell me you are not a Finwian without telling me you're not a Finwian:

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Tell me you are not a Finwian without telling me you're not a Finwian:

"Me you are not a Finwian with telling me you're not a Finwian:". Happy?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Maitimo: Step back, Tyelko, I've got this.

*reaching into his pockets, he pulls out some smelling salts, which he always carries, and waves them under Fëanor's nose*

Fëanor: *jolts awake, having heard a few random tidbits of conversation* I DID NOT BURN MY SON ALIVE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! HOW DARE YOU!