Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

(Yes @Maedhros_Nelyafinwë. I just stole the "™️" from you.)

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Uh oh, are you turning into Tyelko? The Cheeky Look™️ is reserved for him alone!

No, this is my own cheeky look. It has a somewhat crafty edge to it. Tyelko's looks like this. *makes a different face, does not quite pull it off* Obviously, he does it better than me, but I'm sure you recognise it.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*makes a different face, does not quite pull it off*

Hahahahaha! I just got Curufin to make faces at me! My lady Yavanna, pay up!

Yavanna: I do not recall any bet I made.

Laurinalótë: Unfortunate for you, isn't it?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Of course I am. Apologies for the scare. *cheeky look* Though it was hilarious.

Heh… yeah… hilarious. It didn’t help having the glow of the red blade resembling blood on your hands. 😳

*looks at the lightsaber* These things are dangerous! Why did you stick your hand in the way??

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Fautuatar: How will you use the money either way? You're not exactly capable of carrying things, let alone money.

Laurinalótë: .... Where there's a will, there's a way.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*hears Nelyo's voice, complaining about Tyelko*
*is pleased to note his new 'Tyelko-rescue' automated call redirection system is functional*
*not missing a beat, pinches his nose to disguise his voice and replies*
Tyelko? Tyelkormo Turcafinwë? His eyesight is perfect. Sharp as a hawk's. We gave him an eye test not long ago, and he managed to shoot a grape off the top of the Mindon Eldaliéva. If something has happened to his vision in the meantime, he may make another appointment himself. Good day.
*hangs up*

Well, that must have been dumb luck on his part--

*but the other end has gone dead*

Hmm, that was suspicious. 🤔 I don't believe that man has ever gone to medical school.

*aside, like a monologuing Shakespeare character* Fair ladies and gents, I know full well this brother mine is just trying to mess with my head. Fear not, for I shall have my revenge... *twirling lightsaber, exit MAITIMO.*

*strides up and throws his hand in between the lightsaber and Tyelko*
*it is too late for Fingon to stop his swing*
*the blade hits his hand with a zap, but only feels like an uncomfortably warm, ongoing electric shock*
*he purposely leaves his expression unfathomable for a moment, staring down at his hand, which is completely obscured by the brightness of the plasma*

*while they're arguing, Maitimo takes his lightsaber and pierces it through the electronics of Tyelko's hazmat suit, short-circuiting the electricity* *takes a seam ripper and neatly hacks off the mask component, exposing Tyelko*

Aha, villain! *points the lightsaber at him*

(Yes @Maedhros_Nelyafinwë. I just stole the "™️" from you.)

(You can't do that, it's trademarked!)

(I'm kidding, of course.)

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

(You can't do that, it's trademarked!)

(No way, it isn't called the TradeMark for nothing. The TradeMark is trademarked-- 😅 )

*while they're arguing, Maitimo takes his lightsaber and pierces it through the electronics of Tyelko's hazmat suit, short-circuiting the electricity* *takes a seam ripper and neatly hacks off the mask component, exposing Tyelko*

This is normal.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

This is normal.

Fautuatar: I think you missed the perfect opportunity to say...

Yavanna: It was who who suggested we needed marriage counseling again?

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

who who

Laurinalótë: You sound like an owl!

*The fautarassë pay no regards to the chaos.*

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Hahahahaha! I just got Curufin to make faces at me! My lady Yavanna, pay up!

*amused*
Keep that up, and you'll see a few more. I won't do my 'swallowed a lemon' look though, it's been done to death already.

*looks at the lightsaber* These things are dangerous! Why did you stick your hand in the way??

I have knowledge. And I am observant. *knowing smile, sideways glance at Nelyo*
*then sees what he's doing*

*while they're arguing, Maitimo takes his lightsaber and pierces it through the electronics of Tyelko's hazmat suit, short-circuiting the electricity* *takes a seam ripper and neatly hacks off the mask component, exposing Tyelko*

Aha, villain! *points the lightsaber at him*

*slight frown, still processing what just happened*
Hey!
That thing took so long to make.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Keep that up, and you'll see a few more. I won't do my 'swallowed a lemon' look though, it's been done to death already.

Yeah, otherwise you might go from Metal Hand Jr to Lemon Head Jr. *Coughs*

(Btw, Lemonheads can be addictive. Beware!)

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Yeah, otherwise you might go from Metal Hand Jr to Lemon Head Jr. *Coughs*

(Btw, Lemonheads can be addictive. Beware!)

*considers briefly*
*finds it odd that he appreciates a floral sense of humour*
Not a bad second epessë. I am a bit of a sourpuss at times, after all.

*he also decides he will give Yaulë extra treats for the first epessë, which he finds quite suitable*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Uh oh, are you turning into Tyelko? The Cheeky Look™️ is reserved for him alone!

We can share it.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Yeah, otherwise you might go from Metal Hand Jr to Lemon Head Jr. *Coughs*

This reminds me— I still want to know what Yaulë calls me! 🤔

*slight frown, still processing what just happened*
Hey!
That thing took so long to make.

Haha, now Tyelko can’t hide from The Tickle Master!!! 😂

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

This reminds me— I still want to know what Yaulë calls me! 🤔

(Yaulë did mention it, but it was a while back)

https://thetolkien.forum/threads/hair-dye-cloning-and-general-epic-chaoticness.31290/post-597966

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*whimpers and hides behind Curvo*
*Needless to say,he is still quite exposed*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*whimpers and hides behind Curvo*
*Needless to say,he is still quite exposed*

(I'm now just picturing an emaciated Curvo, thanks a lot...)

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*whimpers and hides behind Curvo*
*Needless to say,he is still quite exposed*

*folds his arms and tries to stand imposingly in front of his brother, drawing himself up to his full 'height'*
*the effect is not much different than usual*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

(Yaulë did mention it, but it was a while back)

https://thetolkien.forum/threads/hair-dye-cloning-and-general-epic-chaoticness.31290/post-597966

(I know he mentioned it, but it was never translated. Fingon doesn’t speak cat, so he wouldn’t know what Yaulë called him.)

*folds his arms and tries to stand imposingly in front of his brother, drawing himself up to his full 'height'*
*the effect is not much different than usual*

*still holding his lightsaber, Fingon runs around Curvo to flush out Tyelko*

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*still holding his lightsaber, Fingon runs around Curvo to flush out Tyelko*

*stands in front of them do they can't go anywhere*