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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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Irredeemably? *fire flashes within my eyes as I stand up to gaze at him intensely* I should think not; everyone deserves a second chance! Him included!
Do you wanna hear about all the stuff he did to me besides force-feed me his gross cooking? I don't exactly have much pity for him in my heart. Do understand.

There's no version of Maitimo. There's only ONE! And he would be delighted to share his suffering if you are so interested in being him.
☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️

*Gordon Ramsay enters the room*
Now... where's that lady who liked chocolate omelettes? I'm here to change your mind!
*Brings out his cooking stuff and begins making her scrambled eggs*
This will change it!
Hey, Mr. Chef Ramsay? If you ever encounter a fellow named Mr. Gothmore, would you kindly give him a little... talking to? Someone needs to tell him he's an idiot sandwich and it would just be so much more meaningful coming from you.

(OOC: I laughed out loud at Gordon Ramsay making an appearance here!)
 
Irredeemably? *fire flashes within my eyes as I stand up to gaze at him intensely* I should think not; everyone deserves a second chance! Him included!
Fingon: Morgoth is completely and utterly irredeemable, and it would be a mistake to trust him otherwise. He thrives on using deceit to fool others and bring them low, as we’ve seen time and time again.
 
Hey, Mr. Chef Ramsay? If you ever encounter a fellow named Mr. Gothmore, would you kindly give him a little... talking to? Someone needs to tell him he's an idiot sandwich and it would just be so much more meaningful coming from you.

(OOC: I laughed out loud at Gordon Ramsay making an appearance here!)
Oh!
*Brings out to sliced toast bread*
Worry not, Mr. Ginger. I'd be delighted.
 
*Gordon Ramsay enters the room*
Now... where's that lady who liked chocolate omelettes? I'm here to change your mind!
*Brings out his cooking stuff and begins making her scrambled eggs*
This will change it!
*sinks back in a chair and watches him with a raised eyebrow and a smirk*

No matter what, the finished dish of a mere mortal cannot compare to what that beautiful fallen Vala made for me the other day.
Do you wanna hear about all the stuff he did to me besides force-feed me his gross cooking?
Oh, you think I wouldn't have known when I had stayed with him?!

Fingon: Morgoth is completely and utterly irredeemable, and it would be a mistake to trust him otherwise. He thrives on using deceit to fool others and bring them low, as we’ve seen time and time again.
He deserves another chance! As do we all! Haven't we all fallen, in some way or another?!
 
Fingon: Morgoth is completely and utterly irredeemable, and it would be a mistake to trust him otherwise. He thrives on using deceit to fool others and bring them low, as we’ve seen time and time again.
Sauron: those are all my wonderful ideas he tries to name after himself.😑
 
*slowly backs away from her, eyes wide*

You know what he did to me and you still like him?
You think I didn't try to stop him? Of course I did! But every time I did he would try to turn me away and prevent me from doing so! I'm only trying to change his heart, to make him see reason in desire! And I know - I know - that some day it will work!

What are you doing back here?! *pulls out the hot glue gun and jingly poms*
Hey, stop that! Won't you just listen first?
 
You think I didn't try to stop him? Of course I did! But every time I did he would try to turn me away and prevent me from doing so! I'm only trying to change his heart, to make him see reason in desire! And I know - I know - that some day it will work!
*Maitimo is trembling* But he won't change. The Valar already gave him a second chance when they believed his pleas and released him back into the world. And look what he did with it.

*sees Sauron* YOU again!!
 
*Chops off his right hand and it grows back again. Throws it Finno*
Here. Leave me alone to do my job in silence now, will you?
*catches it, still wriggling* *grumbles* …Fine. I still have my eyes on you, though, you deranged Maia.

*tosses the hand to Tyelkobaldo* Here, Boss. The right hand of the right hand of Morgoth.

*Tauriel sees Sauron* Hey, Dr. Sour! Nice to see you here, Sir! Are you doing a performance review? I promise I’m doing my best!
 

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