Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*snickers as he watches the proceedings* Hehe, you two are cute. 😂 You ever do that to Maitimo, Tyelko?

He has no need because I am ~neat.~

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

He has no need because I am ~neat.~

Well so am I.
...with the things I make.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

When has being neat ever stopped Tyelko? If he thinks you have a smudge, he’ll lick it up! *shudders from memories*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

When has being neat ever stopped Tyelko? If he thinks you have a smudge, he’ll lick it up! *shudders from memories*

Hey! That was one time and the chocolate was so good!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Hey! That was one time and the chocolate was so good!

I still cringe when I recall the sound you made slurping that chocolate off my face, so close to my ears. 😳😣

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I still cringe when I recall the sound you made slurping that chocolate off my face, so close to my ears. 😳😣

All the better.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Hey! That was one time and the chocolate was so good!

I still cringe when I recall the sound you made slurping that chocolate off my face, so close to my ears. 😳😣

*Curufin ponders which would be worse, a cow slurping up your arm, or Tyelko slurping things from your face*
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*at least he is used to Tyelko*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*Aulë and Yavanna bring out pizza from nowhere.*

Laurinalótë: Pizza!!! Wait, how will I eat it? Finno, can you crumble such up in my roots?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Laurinalótë: Pizza!!! Wait, how will I eat it? Finno, can you crumble such up in my roots?

*shakes away the spine-tingling memory of Tyelko slurping chocolate off his face* Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, Laurinalótë. Here you go.

*takes a slice of pizza, tears it to tiny pieces, stirs it in a water pitcher, and pours it in her vase* Sorry about the little soggy bits of crust and cheese. We’ll clean your vase out when you’re done.

*starts eating his own piece of pizza after giving a slice to Ereinion* Thank you, Yavanna and Aulë, for the pizza!

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*Curufin takes one slice of pizza with pepperoni and various other forms of meat on it, and another slice which has cheese, herbs and a few chopped tomatoes. He slaps one upside down on top of the other, making a pizza sandwich, which he then proceeds to start eating.*

*he looks happy*
😊

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*takes a slice of pizza, tears it to tiny pieces, stirs it in a water pitcher, and pours it in her vase* Sorry about the little soggy bits of crust and cheese. We’ll clean your vase out when you’re done.

Thank you.

*Curufin takes one slice of pizza with pepperoni and various other forms of meat on it, and another slice which has cheese, herbs and a few chopped tomatoes. He slaps one upside down on top of the other, making a pizza sandwich, which he then proceeds to start eating.*

*Spots Curufin's art.* Hey, I want to do this! *Pouts at her soil.*

*starts eating his own piece of pizza after giving a slice to Ereinion* Thank you, Yavanna and Aulë, for the pizza!

Yavanna: Welcome are you.

Aulë: Of course! *Makes a big show of eating a big slice of Hawaiian pizza, waiting to see who will comment on his choice.*

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*Spots Curufin's art.* Hey, I want to do this! *Pouts at her soil.*

*he raises his eyebrows, then appears to think for a moment*

*he digs a little hole in the soil at the edge of Laurinalótë's pot, then tears off a little bit of his pizza sandwich and pushes it in the hole*
*then he pours in a bit of water from a glass to make sure the pizza breaks down more quickly*
*he brushes the displaced soil back over the tiny pizza sandwich*

It's good right?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*he raises his eyebrows, then appears to think for a moment*

*he digs a little hole in the soil at the edge of Laurinalótë's pot, then tears off a little bit of his pizza sandwich and pushes it in the hole*
*then he pours in a bit of water from a glass to make sure the pizza breaks down more quickly*
*he brushes the displaced soil back over the tiny pizza sandwich*

It's good right?

*feels like he’s been one-upped in feeding Laurinalótë, but keeps eating his mushroom pizza*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*he digs a little hole in the soil at the edge of Laurinalótë's pot, then tears off a little bit of his pizza sandwich and pushes it in the hole*
*then he pours in a bit of water from a glass to make sure the pizza breaks down more quickly*
*he brushes the displaced soil back over the tiny pizza sandwich*

*Laurinalótë's petals open wide with surprise at this consideration from Curvo, and one of them drops to her soil with shock. (Yes, the plant equivalent of dropping a jaw.) Remembers she is to be eating, and she absorbs the pizza sandwich up into her roots.*

It's good right?

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.
You are a master craftsman indeed!

*feels like he’s been one-upped in feeding Laurinalótë, but keeps eating his mushroom pizza*

*Whispers* You have.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*Whispers* You have.

*flatly* …Thanks for the encouraging words. 😂

*Ereinion sees this, and decides to mimic it with his puppy, Gwaloth. He tears off a piece of crust from his slice and buries it in the golden fur on her back between her shoulder blades. She feels the food sitting there, and starts spinning in circles back and forth, trying to get at it*

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

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You are a master craftsman indeed!

*looks a little surprised*
Well... yes. There would be no point in giving you a 'pizza sandwich' if I could not preserve its integrity. So I planted it whole.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*looks a little surprised*
Well... yes. There would be no point in giving you a 'pizza sandwich' if I could not preserve its integrity. So I planted it whole.

Laurinalótë: This is the first time I have seen anyone create a pizza sandwich before. A stunning specimen of culinary genius.

Yavanna, dryly: I think choked you have on your pizza. When have you spoken like this?

Laurinalótë: I'm still enjoying my drink of carbon dioxide soda, so I haven't choked. *Her leaves continue absorbing her drink through the air as she eats the pizza sandwich.*

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

A stunning specimen of culinary genius.

*Curufin simply nods matter-of-factly in agreement, his mouth being occupied by said sandwich*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

....
*makes two pizza skewers and passes one to Íri*

*Findaráto is busy eating as well. But he's the normal one*

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

*appears in a wisp of dark flames and glances at Aule and Yavanna* Any chance that I could have one, or have I come too late?