🎲 Lord of the Pants

Anamatar IV

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #201

Aragorn: The king gives and takes pants at his own will.

 

Legolas_lover12

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #202

LOL. those are funny!!!!

on weathertop when the hobbits are cooking:

frodo:what are u doing?!?!?!
others: just making some nice crispy pants (or something to that extent)
frodo: you fools!!! take them off!!! take them off!!!

ok pretty lame but still .....

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Sep 27, 2002

• #203

And then later when Frodo stamps on the fire Pippin says:

Oh that's nice! Ash on my new Dockers!

 

tookish-girl

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• Sep 30, 2002

• #204

I just want to say........

This is still one of the funniest threads on this entire forum I love it!

And also: (from the Council of Elrond scene in the film)

Legolas: This is Isildur's heir, you owe him your pants.

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Oct 3, 2002

• #205

Actually I think I already did that one Tookish...but I'll let it slide this time since it's hilarious anyway.


I'm sure this one's been done but it's a funny one too:

Boromir to Aragorn as he's dying: I...tried to take the pants from Frodo.

ALSO

Aragorn to Legolas and Gimli after the breaking of the Fellowship: Let's go pants some Orc!

 

EverEve

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• Oct 3, 2002

• #206

Wowie, that was gerrrreat! *pauses to think*

aight, how 'bout when Gollum is all alone in the Misty Mountains (this is from the movies, yall, btw), and doing his lil' Gollum-speak stuff:

G: They're mine, my ownn, my pantssssss. Yess, yess, they came to me, my pantss.

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Oct 3, 2002

• #207

Gimli, in Moria: And they call it a pants

Boromir: These are no pants...this is a skirt!

Gimli: *slackjawed* NOOOOO!!!

 

Anamatar IV

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• Oct 3, 2002

• #208

I JUST HAD ONE BUT I CANT REMEMBER IT!!!!!! GOT IT!

Bilbo: Now it comes to it. I dont feel much like taking them off. Why shouldnt the pants stay with me. I found them. My...levis.

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Oct 3, 2002

• #209

I know...I know...it was done already...

Galadriel: So you offer them to me freely. I must admit I have long desired to posess them...blah blah blah...lost interest in this one...

Galardiel: Look into my pants, Frodo. What you will see not even the wisest can tell.

 

tookish-girl

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• Oct 5, 2002

• #210

WHat about this. Am sure I haven't read these two yet:

Gandalf: Is it secret?!?!? Is it pants??!?!


or slightly earlier (and funnier!) when Frodo arrives after the party:


Gandalf: Bilbo's ring! He's left it to you, along with Bag End, and all his pants.

 

Anamatar IV

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• Oct 5, 2002

• #211

Aragorn: They are the nazgul. Ringwraiths. They will never stop pantsing you.

 

EverEve

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• Oct 5, 2002

• #212

LOL! These are great you guyz

When the Fellowship is in Moria, waiting for Gandalf to figure out the way:

Merry/Pippin (cant remember which): He's remembered!
Gandalf: No, its just the pants dont smell so foul down hear. When in doubt, alwayz follow your nose!

 

Eol

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• Oct 6, 2002

• #213

aragorn(at weathertop): here these pants are for u, keep them close
merryooh just my size, and designer brand too

boromir as hes dying:i would given u everything....my shirt.....my belt...my...pants

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Oct 7, 2002

• #214

Boromir, while holding the ring: Why should we not pants it?!

Galadriel's narration at the beginning: The pants are changing. I can hear it in the cords, I can see it in the pleather, I can feel it in the dockers.

 

Eol

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• Oct 7, 2002

• #215

Frodo to Gandald: Your pants are too tight!
Gandalf:A wizard's pants are never too tight, Frodo Baggins, nor are they too big! They are precisely the size he intends them to be!!!

 

Anamatar IV

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• Oct 7, 2002

• #216

Frodo: By Elbereth and Luthien the pants! You will have neither the ring nor me!

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Oct 7, 2002

• #217

Did I already say this? Can't remember...

Frodo on the rode to Bree: Fellows, I think we should take off our pants...*with shock* TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS YOU FOOLS!

 

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• Oct 7, 2002

• #218

Galadriel to Frodo: Even the smallest error can change the course of the seam line.
Aragorn to Boromir: Take some pants. These pockets are well stitched.
Boromir: I will find no safety in these pockets.

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Oct 7, 2002

• #219

Legolas: There're fell pants on the air!

Or alternately:

Legolas: There's a fell voice in the pants!

 

Eol

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• Oct 8, 2002

• #220

Gandalf to Frodo in Moria: Do not be too quick to take people's pants. There are many who are naked who deserve pants. Can you give them to them?