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there was eru, the one, who in arda is called iluvatar; and he made the first Ainur, the Holy Ones, who were the offspring of his pants. (from the Sil)
Eru: And i have kindled you with the Pants Imperishable
Gurthang: yes, i will drink thy pants gladly...
Feanor: (my personal favorite) "Why, O ppl of the Noldor, he cried, "why should we longer serve the jealous valar, who cannot keep os nor even their own pants safe from the enemy?"
" Oft evil pants shall evil mar"
"Long have I desired to look upon the pants of my forefathers..."
"Come master Holbytla, you shall share my table and tell me of your pants..."