🎲 Lord of the Pants

[spirit]

cool
has anyone else checked out lord of the dudes thread?

 

[Wonko The Sane]

No where is it?

 

[Turin]

I think its in Bag end somewhere.

 

[Lifeling]

"Should I describe it to you? Or should I get you some pants?"

"pAnts? WHATss PAntS?"

"A Shortcut to what?", "PANTS!!"

"You've been officially labeled a disturber of the pants..."

Just thought I'd try a few...

 

[Helcaraxë]

here's one:

there was eru, the one, who in arda is called iluvatar; and he made the first Ainur, the Holy Ones, who were the offspring of his pants. (from the Sil)

Eru: And i have kindled you with the Pants Imperishable

Gurthang: yes, i will drink thy pants gladly...

Feanor: (my personal favorite) "Why, O ppl of the Noldor, he cried, "why should we longer serve the jealous valar, who cannot keep os nor even their own pants safe from the enemy?"

 

[Turin]

Originally posted by Morgoth"sBane
here's one:

Gurthang: yes, i will drink thy pants gladly...
"

It should be, Gurthang: yes, I will wear thy pants gladly.

 

[Helcaraxë]

yes, I suppose that would work better. Kinda odd that a sword would want to wear turambar's pants, though

 

[Wolfshead]

It'd be even more odd for him to be drinking them...

 

[Turin]

Did they even wear pants or did they wear tunics or both?

 

[Elendil3119]

Men in Middle-earth (such as Turin) probably wore both tunics and pants. Neither would go well without the other... Check out:
http://www.tednasmith.com/silmarillion/TN-Beleg_is_Slain.html

 

[Turin]

Is that Turin?

 

[Gandalf_White]

Aragorn: Gandalf! We must get off the pants!

Frodo: If you ask me I will give you the pants.

 

[spirit]

Nice one G_W

 

[Holly]

I've got one...

"I want to see pants again Gandalf, pants!"

Said by Bilbo in the film script - A Long Expected Party

 

[Captain]

Gimli stared with wide eyes. "Durin's Bane!" he cried, and letting his pants fall he covered his face.

 

[Sador]

" Oft evil pants shall evil mar"
"Long have I desired to look upon the pants of my forefathers..."
"Come master Holbytla, you shall share my table and tell me of your pants..."

 

[Lasgalen]

Originally posted by Sador

"Come master Holbytla, you shall share my table and tell me of your pants..."

That's better than "Come master Holbytla, you shall share my pant..."

 

[BlackCaptain]

Theoden: Let this be the hour we knit pants together

 

[Captain]

"Pants me? Thou fool. No living man may pants me!"

 

[spirit]

Re: I've got one...

Originally posted by Holly
"I want to see pants again Gandalf, pants!"

Said by Bilbo in the film script - A Long Expected Party

lol! got and more pants? they are funny!