🎲 Lord of the Pants

Rangerdave

He's Back!

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• Apr 6, 2002

• #21

One pant to rule them all
One pant to find them
One pant to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them

In the land of Mordor
Where Button Fly


God that was awful
RD

BTW Lillyaundra
I think you meant Khaki.

 

Ancalagon

Quality, not Quantity!

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• Apr 6, 2002

• #22

My Nickname on Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Jedi Knight 2 Multiplayer is Purple Y-Fronts! Just thought I would share that interesting fact with you.

 

elvish-queen

Isilwen Elenrohir

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• Apr 6, 2002

• #23

ok, my family thinks i'm a bit wierder than i usually am!
Your fly, you fool! ROTFL!!! *wipes tears out of eyes* o, damn, i think I broke a rib, ow.
some of those are really good, I don't have much of a brain for these, though.
Ahh, my ribs HURT!

 

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Mina Pitcher

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• Apr 8, 2002

• #24

I just had a thought... someone tell legoman about this, hed love it!

Legolas: There are some fell pants on the wind!
Gandalf: They're SARUMANS!!!

Gandalf on Orthanc: pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants Gwaihir pants pants pants pants pants Gwaihir go!

 

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Lillyaundra

the watcher of all things

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• Apr 8, 2002

• #25

Gollum, where are my pantses?

 

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Moriel

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• Apr 8, 2002

• #26

My sick friend....

thought this up: "Fool of a Took!" he growled. "This is a serious journey, not a hobbit strip-party. Throw your self in next time and rid us of your nudity!"

I told you he was a sicko!

 

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Mormegil

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• Apr 8, 2002

• #27

Arwen in the film: "If you want them. Come and wear them!"

 

Shadowfax

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• Apr 9, 2002

• #28

Uhhhhhh, Moriel, I already posted something very similar!

 

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Moriel

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• Apr 9, 2002

• #29

o, srry...

sorry, Shadowfax. That may be where my scary friend got his idea. Dunno **stalks off to slap Shorty**

 

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Lillyaundra

the watcher of all things

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• Apr 9, 2002

• #30

they are the Nazgul, once great king of pants.

 

EverEve

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• Apr 9, 2002

• #31

Gandalf: "This is the one pair. He needs only them to clothe the world in second hand flares. He is seeking them, all his thought is bent on them. He musnt find them."

 

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Shadowfax

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• Apr 10, 2002

• #32

That's okay,
instead of Elfstone, Aragorn is the wearer of the Elfpants!

 

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BelDain

The Faithful

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• Apr 11, 2002

• #33

'My friends are caught in the pants,' cried Frodo breathlessly.
'Master Merry's being squeezed in a crack!' cried Sam.

 

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Mina Pitcher

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• Apr 11, 2002

• #34

LOL!!!! Wow, those r brilliant!!! Keep, going, there are loads so far that i havnt heard yet!! Sorry, cant remember anymore! Go 2:
www.ringbearer.org and find it!!

 

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Moriel

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• Apr 13, 2002

• #35

Originally posted by EverEve
Gandalf: "This is the one pair. He needs only them to clothe the world in second hand flares. He is seeking them, all his thought is bent on them. He musnt find them."

Click to expand...

LoL! I love the other one someone posted about the Miss Sixties pants. Had a series of disugsting mental images of Sarumon in pink flare bottems. EEEEEEEWWW. Where my medicine?

 

Shadowfax

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• Apr 13, 2002

• #36

Gaffer Gamgee to Gandalf:"I can't abide changes," said he, "not at my time of life, least of all changing my pants."

btw, you guys almost made me get detention! I had a math test, and there was a question that had to do with pants, and I thought of the , "Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants" and couldn't stop snickering until the teacher yelled at me! (it doesn't take much to get me to go off in giggles!)

 

EverEve

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• Apr 13, 2002

• #37

LOL! I am the same way, when I've had a lot of sugar, anything will set me off. BTW, thanks Moriel.

 

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I.am.Smeagol

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• Apr 13, 2002

• #38

Gollum: "Whats pants? ....... eh? eh? ...... Whats pants?"

 

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Mrs. Baggins

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• Apr 18, 2002

• #39

I would just like to say that this is the best LOTR humour I have seen since the diaries of the fellowship. It's so hilarious! I only wish I were witty enough to come up with something. Oh well, its just fun reading it all!

 

EverEve

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• Apr 18, 2002

• #40

*smiles broadly then blushes* Thank you Mrs. Baggins! Sure your witty enough.....a lot of this just 'comes' to me