🎲 Lord of the Pants

[Eithne]

lmao

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Movie only:
Between Arwen and Aragorn:

But Arwen you can't give me your pants. I won't allow it, my dear.

They are my pants, and mine to give to whom I wish.

 

[EverEve]

lmao....sounds familiar

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Someone already posted it?
I didn't read the whole thread.

Oh well.

 

[EverEve]

*runs over and whispers in his ear that it was her*

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Ooh sorry.
I'll bet you worded it better too.
Oh well...

 

[EverEve]

no, not really. but oh well!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Yay! You said Oh Well...

I have another Pants thing...

It's not from the movie...it's what I would say to Legolas.

Dear Legolas,
Can I get in your pants?
The End.
Huggles,
Me

 

[Mrs. Baggins]

I dont know if this ahs been posted before, so dont get amd if it has......

***Gandalf falls in Moria

Frodo: PANTS!!!!!! NO, DON'T GO!!! I NEED THOSE PAAAAAAANTS!!

 

[Ancalagon]

Gandalf to Pippin after looking in the Orthanc Stone

'Lie there and rest, if you can, Pippin!' said Gandlaf. 'Trust me. If you feel an itch in your pants again, tell me of it! Such things can be cured.'

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

heres one:

*this is in the movie when boromir is holding the ring on caradaras*
Aragorn:Boromir give frodo the pants
Boromir: but frodo looks so healthy without them.
Aragorn:Boromir those pants are righfully frodo's. Not that I don't agtree with you.
Frodo:brr...i'm cold can I have my pants back.

 

[EverEve]

LOL!

As Boromir lies, dying, talking to Aragorn near the end of hte movie:

Boromir: I am sorry, they ripped while I fought. I have failed you all.
Aragorn: No, you fought bravely. Gondor would be proud to have you wear its pants.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

LOL...can't thinka anymore

 

[Shadowfax]

In the movie, when Frodo and Sam are preparing to go into Emyn Muil:
Frodo: I don't suppose we'll ever wear pants again.

Sam: We may yet Mr. Frodo, we may.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

LOL...still am braindead for ideas

 

[Anamatar IV]

Aragorn @ the end of the movie (btw-not sure if its been said)

Not if we stay true to our pants. Travel light. Let us go hunt some pants.

 

[EverEve]

Shadowfax, that was brilliant. You to amerxtremist (btw, do u how hard it is for me to spell ur name?)

 

[Persephone]

from the movie during the council of Elrond in Rivendell:

Boromir: and what would a ranger know of this matter?
Legolas: But this is no mere ranger, he is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, you owe him your pants


another


Boromir: Aragorn? This is Isildur's Heir?
Legolas: An heir to the pants of Gondor
Boromir: Gondor has no pants...Gondor needs no pants!

 

[EverEve]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats a good 'un!

 

[Goldberry344]

Roling on the floor sniggling...

Gandalf in moria- These pants are too big for any of you. RUN!

Or when he's falling.... Pull them up, you fools!