🎲 Lord of the Pants

[Legolas_lover12]

instead of
"in the land of mordor where the shadows lie" or
"in the land of mordor where the buttons fly"
how about
"in the land of mordor where u zip ur fly"

hehehe

 

[King of Gondor.]

Pants in LOTR quotes. You'll LOVE this.

Ok, I saw this on another forum and I thought it was really funny so I thought I'd start it here. Heres how it works, you take quotes from FOTR
and omit one or more of the words and put in its place the word pants. I'll start,


Witch King: Give up the pants.

Arwen: If you want them come and claim them.


See how many you can think of!

 

[Aeglos_Ohtar]

Arwen to aragorn- Whats this a ranger cought ouf his pants.

 

[Grond]

"No one knows it's pants, do they? Do they, Gandalf?"

 

[King of Gondor.]

LOL!! Good ones guys!!

 

[Grond]

Aragorn to Legolas and Gimli, "Let's hunt some pants!!!" I wonder what they've been doing???

 

[King of Gondor.]

What about,

Gimli to Legolas: I would never trust the one Ring in the pants of an Elf!

 

[Mormegil]

This thread has alraedy been done, here

My favourite ones were "Your fly, you fool!"
and "Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants"

 

[theringbearer]

Bilbo to Gandalf:

In his heart Gandalf, Frodo's still in love with the shire. The woods... the fields.... the Pants

Bilbo to kids at birthday party:

And then, the sun crept over the trees, and turned them all, TO PANTS!

Gandalf to Bilbo:

Gandalf: And what about this ring of yours, is that staying?

Bibo: YES, yes, it's in an envelope over there on the mantelpiece. No, wait, it's right here in my pants

 

[In Flames]

'I dare say!' said Pippin. 'That is, if the pants goes on so far, and does not simply lead us into a bog and leave us there. Who made the pants, do you suppose, and why?
________

What about the others?' Frodo asked. 'I wonder what sort of pants they are having.

 

[theringbearer]

Elrond to Isuldor:

Elrond: Cast the Pants into the the fire,
Isuldor: No.
Elrond: ISULDOR!

 

[In Flames]

LMAO!!!!!

 

[In Flames]

At this the stranger, Boromir, broke in. `So that is what became of the pants!' he cried.

 

[theringbearer]

A Dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the Pants.

 

[In Flames]

Boromir - `I do not feel too sure of this Elvish Lady and her pants.'
_____

Aragorn - "But tonight I shall sleep without pants for the first time since I left Rivendell."

_____

"Why should we not think that the Great pants has come into our hands to serve us in the very hour of need?"

 

[ReadWryt]

As everyone can see you don't need to create a seperate post for every individual thing you wish to say so I should hope that I won't have to come in here and clean up this type of thing again...

 

[Muffinly]

But I was going to say something about the Crack of Doom.

 

[Legolas_lover12]

i think he means puxh post relpy not new thread. u can still say whatever u want about the cracks of doom just reply though don't make a new post.

 

[ReadWryt]

Naw, I was talking about people making a separate post for each joke...it's nearly Spam if you make three consecutive posts in 4 minutes to tell three jokes one after the other.

 

[Muffinly]

...and there on the brink of the pants, at the very Crack of Doom, stood Frodo...