Middle Earth Arse-stickers (like bumperstickers, but for the ponies)

[del_user(tom_bombadil)]

"rings of power not to be worn while riding"

 

[del_user(tom_bombadil)]

Ponys do it neigen times a year



btw neigen is supposed to be nine its a little joke

 

[Shadowfax]

On legolas' mount
"Caution: Driver styling hair"

or on any pony:
<-----passing side/suicide------>

 

[Wraithguard]

The name alone appealed to me. I read through these and most are funny but I believe there should be MORE!

Beware of "exhaust"
Caution: Student Rider

 

[AraCelebEarwen]

*choking on tears of glee* RAI!!! I can't believe this was out there and you found it!!! I LOVE THIS!!!

On Aragorn's horse: King a da Rode

Shadowfax! I LOVE that last one!!! SOOO TRUE!!!

 

[e.Blackstar]

Caution: Student Rider

*laughs*

 

[Wraithguard]

If you guys don't keep this thread going I'll just revive it agian in January. It's one of my "god powers".

 

[AraCelebEarwen]

sorry... haven't though of any laitly... I try to get one!








still thinking....

 

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

Don't like my riding?
Call 1-800-EAT-DIRT

If you can read this...
you're about to get kicked.

For Bill the pony:
I got dragged halfway across Middle-Earth, was abandoned to find my own way out of trouble, and all I got was this lousy bum cover!

 

[AraCelebEarwen]

Alright, one of my bros. thought this one up the other day and I just thought to post it!

(on almost any horse or pony)
There is no turn signal, only death


((from: there is no life in the void, only death))


yeah...well... we were all up really late and I told them about this thread... I think it was one of the better ones we came up with...can't remember the rest right now though...

 

[Aglarband]

No House of Healing Clinic in Bree.

My other mount is a Warg.

Support our Soldiers.

Be wise, Vote Samwise Gamgee for Mayor.

 

[e.Blackstar]

ha ha! I love 'em!

 

[Wraithguard]

I think I'll hold a contest. If you can come up with one that REALLY impresses me I will post in the Phfotau Awbum.

 

[Aisteru]

here's one


Designated Equestirian














im not sure on spelling but you get the idea.

 

[Wraithguard]

Vision Test
If you can read this, you are average
If you can read this, you are above average
If you can read this, you're too close to my bum!

 

[Wraithguard]

Oh come on guys this isn't that hard. It doesn't even have to be funny, just make sense!

 

[Urambo Tauro]

How about a mud-flap?
I'm thinking Gandalf (instead of Yosemite Sam- "Back Off!")...
"You cannot pass!"

 

[Urambo Tauro]

Maybe like this!

 

[e.Blackstar]

Designated Equestirian

That one's definitely my favorite.

 

[AraCelebEarwen]

Just thought it up!

When it comes to evil rings of power, just say "NEIGH!"