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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power – Teaser Trailer

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I had to crack up at this video. I'm assuming, but am not sure, that the one behind the twitter account is the guy who runs The One Ring.com Forum (of which I achieved a 'lifetime ban' from in 2003). The hatred runs deep in this 'Bounding into Comics' youtube guy. 🤣

 
If entirely done by me (with Amazonian money). . . then yes, I think so :)

I'd do the tale of Túrin.
Well I really meant the whole thing as "binge meat", but I would agree that is one story that is probably the appropriate length for a film . . . !!!

And good luck pitching incest to Amazon ;)
 
Anyway, my cinematic version of Túrin's tale would only incorporate one slight change!
spoiler alert
Galadriel kills Glaurung
;)
WHAT?????

:mad:
Well, considering how she dealt with Sauron in PJ's "The Hobbit", Glaurung should be a piece of cake.
I mean, Glaurung causes most of his mischief through hypnosis.
Now with Galadriel, he bites of much more than he can chew - she hypnotizes him!
Has him run up to the edge of some 1,000-foot cliff (I'm sure there were some in or around Beleriand), jumps off flapping his front legs yelling "I can fly!"

SPLAT!

And there's a nice tie-in: when Morgoth gets the news, he mutters "I knew that design had a weakness." It gives him the idea for Ancalagon & Co.!
Nice ironic twist to that, don't you think? :cool:
 
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. . . Glaurung should be a piece of cake.

Mmmm. Cake.

Friendly dragon cake
 
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