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Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you

 

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Introvert Yoda to extroverts at a party

 

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Deimos said:

"Knock-knock."

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oops, you missed the first part

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Phil."
"Phi, who?"
"Phil the bathtub, I want to take a bath."

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dwayne."
"Dwayne, who?"
"Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwowning."

 

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and then

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Amy."
"Amy, who?"
"Amy-squito bit me."

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Andy."
"Andy, who?"
"Andy bit me again."

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aileen."
"Aileen, who?"
"Aileen over and swat him!"

 

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Well, you need to eat, if you want to become Batman!

 

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I must say, your post (which was about food) was in very bad taste. 😬🙄😉

 

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