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Gandalf: “You can call me Gordon Shumway if you really want to.”
Gandkermit: “It’s not easy being green.”
Aragorn: “I am a bipedal intelligent reptile. Of course I can beat Captain Kirk in a combat situation (as long as he doesn’t figure out how to construct a rudimentary lathe.)”
Araborg: “Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”
Illuvatar: “…no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me…”
Illuguitar: “Rock on, dudes!”
(If anyone out there is feeling silly, please feel free to reply with some of your own.)😎