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The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

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Riddles from “The Lord of the Cheeses”:
(Click the fuzzy buttons to find the answers.)


If Smaug were a cheese, which cheese would he be?
He’d be a muenster (because he’s a monster)


If Barliman were a cheese, which cheese would he be?
He’d be a brie (because he lives in Bree)


If Tom Bombadil were a cheese, which cheese would he be?
He’d be a swiss (because he mostly stayed neutral)


If Cirdan were a cheese, which cheese would he be?
He’d be a ricotta (because his annual boat races could be called the ricotta regatta)


If Boromir were a cheese, which cheese would he be?
He’d be a swiss (because he ended up full of holes (yikes! Sorry)


If Gollum were a cheese, which cheese would he be?
He’d be an edam (because when he met Bilbo he wanted to eat ‘im)
 
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