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The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

I will now proceed to ruin 2 scenes in the films for you all.

1. In the scene where the orcs are chanting Grond, Grond, Grond! My Dad annoyingly blurted out: ''Who's Grant?'' he was joking of course, but now we can't ever watch that scene without laughing. Because it really does sound like they're chanting: ''Grant, Grant, Grant!''.

2. When the Haradrim charge towards the Rohirrim on the Mumakil, my Dad (yes, him again) says: ''The Australians are coming!'', once again he was joking, but it dooms the scene when you think of them as Australians. He said this because there's an Australian musician who looks a bit like this chap:
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I mean, fair enough, but I will say that we usually ride around on giant wombats 😤
 
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