The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Vorondil · Oct 6, 2023

Mr.Underhill said:
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Or this:

Erestor Arcamen · Oct 6, 2023

Aethelwulf said:
Or this:
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Definitely more accurate

Erestor Arcamen · Oct 6, 2023

Ent · Oct 6, 2023

Aethelwulf said:
I will now proceed to ruin 2 scenes in the films

Some might actually think these were enhancements..!
Don't get me started, particularly on the travesty PJ made of the Mumakil, their uses, and that whole set of scenes. Nearly as bad as bunnies pulling a sled... though at least Tolkien really had Mumakil...though of a very different kind, nature, and use.

Erestor Arcamen · Oct 6, 2023

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Oct 6, 2023

#TeamStealTheShinyThing

(Except it's not really stealing if it belonged to you originally, right? Asking for a friend.)

Tyelkormo the Fair · Oct 6, 2023

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Oct 6, 2023

Tyelkormo the Fair said:
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*long-suffering sigh*

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Server Room Gremlin · Oct 7, 2023

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Oct 7, 2023

That series has one last panel:

Tyelkormo the Fair · Oct 7, 2023

This just shows they're really best friends....

Server Room Gremlin · Oct 7, 2023

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë said:
That series has one last panel:

Can't believe I never saw that bit, how dare more jokes elude me

Vorondil · Oct 7, 2023

Server Room Gremlin said:
how dare more jokes elude me

Didn't Feanor swear an oath to do with that?
“Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean
Brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
Neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
Dread nor danger, not Doom itself
Shall defend him from Fëanáro, and Fëanáro’s kin,
Whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
Finding keepeth or afar casteth
A Joke. This swear we all…
Death we will deal him ere Day’s ending,
Woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth…
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember,
Manwë and Varda!"

Server Room Gremlin · Oct 7, 2023

Aethelwulf said:
Didn't Feanor swear an oath to do with that?
“Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean
Brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
Neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
Dread nor danger, not Doom itself
Shall defend him from Fëanáro, and Fëanáro’s kin,
Whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
Finding keepeth or afar casteth
A Joke. This swear we all…
Death we will deal him ere Day’s ending,
Woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth…
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember,
Manwë and Varda!"

This is not an unreasonable reaction at all, in this situation. I mean the audacity.

Tyelkormo the Fair · Oct 7, 2023

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Oct 7, 2023

Aethelwulf said:
Didn't Feanor swear an oath to do with that?
“Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean
Brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
Neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
Dread nor danger, not Doom itself
Shall defend him from Fëanáro, and Fëanáro’s kin,
Whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
Finding keepeth or afar casteth
A Joke. This swear we all…
Death we will deal him ere Day’s ending,
Woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth…
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember,
Manwë and Varda!"

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