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The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

The babbler didn't pay close enough attention to the question.
The operative word:
"Could you briefly explain The Silmarillion to me?"
The obvious answer:
"No." 🙄
"Once upon a time, there were some shiny gems. Everyone killed each other, suffered, and ultimately died over said shiny gems. The end."
 
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