The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Erestor Arcamen · Apr 5, 2019

Not really a joke but I found this to be extremely amusing

CirdanLinweilin · Apr 5, 2019

Erestor Arcamen said:
Not really a joke but I found this to be extremely amusing

My friend and I literally discussed this very thing on Monday, what in the world?! ahahahhaahahhaha

CL

Erestor Arcamen · Apr 8, 2019

Alcuin · Apr 8, 2019

Oh, no!

It’s bad enough if the guy is a fraud, which is most likely: He might whack you in the head, rob you, do unspeakable things to you. That’s bad. At best he’s a prankster, right?

What could be worse is that the guy really is Gandalf! There’s no telling where you’d end up, with whom, or what you’d be doing! And he has the habit of vanishing just when he would seem most useful: in a pinch! “No, really, officer, I just picked up this gentleman on the side of the road back there…” “What gentleman, sir?” “Ulp…!” “Sir, please get out of the car, and stay right here until some nice people arrive to take you to see a nice doctor.” Ooh! Bad.

Erestor Arcamen · Apr 8, 2019

Alcuin said:
Oh, no!

It’s bad enough if the guy is a fraud, which is most likely: He might whack you in the head, rob you, do unspeakable things to you. That’s bad. At best he’s a prankster, right?

What could be worse is that the guy really is Gandalf! There’s no telling where you’d end up, with whom, or what you’d be doing! And he has the habit of vanishing just when he would seem most useful: in a pinch! “No, really, officer, I just picked up this gentleman on the side of the road back there…” “What gentleman, sir?” “Ulp…!” “Sir, please get out of the car, and stay right here until some nice people arrive to take you to see a nice doctor.” Ooh! Bad.

I assumed he'd be a backseat driver and tell you not to pass anyone

Deleted member 12094 · Apr 16, 2019

If you consider letting this guy step in, make sure first that you've got a handkerchief in your pocket...

Ithilethiel · Apr 20, 2019

If I picked this guy up he'd probably try to dare me to do something insane like stealing a dragon's hoard or worse yet convince me to attempt to navigate without GPS to a place like Chicago, guarded by an evil lighthouse...then tossing my jewelry into a live volcano....no thankee

Deleted member 12094 · Apr 21, 2019

Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!

1stvermont · May 12, 2019

Happy Mothers day

Ithilethiel · May 16, 2019

1stvermont said:
Happy Mothers day

Boo images are broken and unviewable for me boo

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 7, 2019

Found this one on https://www.reddit.com/r/Silmarillionmemes/

Miguel · Jul 7, 2019

The hills have Balrogs.

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 15, 2019

Miguel · Jul 15, 2019

Erestor Arcamen said:

This reminded me of something, i think the Dark Tree is not a real tree, wait, yeah there are branches and such but within it hides the dark rider of Cuiviénen. I believe this tree was at one point in Tol-in-Gaurhoth, on the actual island but Sauron did not know.

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 23, 2019

An old but good one

CirdanLinweilin · Jul 24, 2019

Erestor Arcamen said:
An old but good one

Bahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha!

CL

Þráinn Þórhallsson · Jul 25, 2019

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 25, 2019

Miguel · Jul 25, 2019

And a guy named Tom

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 26, 2019

Miguel said:
And a guy named Tom

Yup, they say there's a subreddit for everything and indeed there is! I found most of them on /r/silmarillionmemes

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