Had something rattling about in dim dungeons of my memory, so I dropped in my cinematic version of BoFA - but there was only
Dáin Ironfoot on his boar - and one from domesticated stock at that, not the wild tuskers that would be more formidable fighters (ask the odd wolf hanging around the
Halls of Mandos, looking rather worse for wear) - though some domesticated breeds might be seriously
heavier, their ability to move has probably been reduced to a slow waddle. And, before
Elves and
Dwarves have a go at each other, the
were-worms and then the
Orcs (and monstrous
Trolls) appear. Slight confusion.
But then I remembered the EE, and that in TH, it was almost 100% PJ indulging in his little fantasies in the EEs, contrary to the LoTR ones, where he did give nods to the book nerds, though less and less with each film.
In went the EE DVD and presto! The Elves and Dwarves
do have a go at each other, the Dwarven cavalry riding on - eh? - bighorn sheep, I would guess, without consulting my numerous
books (multi-book lexicons) on critters.
Billy goats would have been what they wanted if expecting Trolls - but against those Trolls that do show up would have needed Mûmakil-sized ones, at least "
Great-Beast"-sized ones, to be believably effective. And then those utterly ridiculous "arrow-scatterers" that the Dwarves fire off to block the Elven
arrow volleys, and even do some damage when hitting the ground. Even if my high school physics are very rusty, dating from 1971/1972, alarm bells went of shrilly and a big PA-system loudspeaker blared "snowball's chance in
Angband that that would ever have worked!!!". A short check on Wikipedia confirms that those Dwarven
weapons "only" violate Newton's three laws of motion, and also the three laws of thermodynamics (which have a longer history and more
authors). We're not talking about the relativity theories or quantum theory of any kind. I think any figure skater of moderate skill would have had an 🤣 🤣 🤣 attack looking at those contraptions.