The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

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Pffffft.
All chicken solid waste compared to that Live Aid benefit concert of 1985.
And ol' Curunír had 10K Uruks? I was at an open-air concert headlining Deep Purple in Germany in 1985 with 60K.
After the "Smoke On The Water" finale, those probably 20K cars leaving the site of the concert would have reduced the Uruks to strawberry jam in no time, had they gotten in the way ...

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[1stvermont]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

Literally Melkor in Valinor (and beyond!):

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

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That hurts me too, you know.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

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Why, I'd say Elrond's reaction is a true understatement - I would have gone to the Halls of Mandos already, whether intentionally or unintentionally...

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

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How in the name of Eru did that come to exist...?

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Sometimes things just . . .happen . . .

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

Sometimes things just . . .happen.
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Ok....now this is just great.

*féa shudders greatly and disappears*

 

[Ealdwyn]

Sometimes things just . . .happen . . .
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Cannot unsee

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

Cannot unsee

Exactly my point earlier.

May the grace of the Valar help us all, and erase such horrid memories of what we have both seen, that have ultimately led us to metaphorically perish.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

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Alright Aragorn, let's not jump to conclusions yet, shall we?

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]