The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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In fairness, it is a REALLY cool scene.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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About right!

 

[Eljorahir]

The Fall of Ham-salad

An elven king was Gil-galad.
Quite fond he was of ham-salad.

Meat minced so fine with lettuce green,
A finer lunch was seldom seen.

Thickly spread on Lembas toast,
His fare was envied coast to coast.

Then Sauron stole his recipe,
And fled afar, southeast from Bree.

Now Mordor picnic lunches soar,
With flavors stolen...Ever more.

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

The Fall of Ham-salad

An elven king was Gil-galad.
Quite fond he was of ham-salad.

Meat minced so fine with lettuce green,
A finer lunch was seldom seen.

Thickly spread on Lembas toast,
His fare was envied coast to coast.

Then Sauron stole his recipe,
And fled afar, southeast from Bree.

Now Mordor picnic lunches soar,
With flavors stolen...Ever more.

Did you create this yourself? Bravo! It's hilarious!

 

[Eljorahir]

Did you create this yourself? Bravo! It's hilarious!

I've wanted to do a funny poem using the Gil-galad / Ham-salad rhyme for a while. Finally got around to it today. I'm glad you liked it.

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

I've wanted to do a funny poem using the Gil-galad / Ham-salad rhyme for a while. Finally got around to it today. I'm glad you liked it.

I did! Such a funny concept. I'll have to share with other Tolkien-lovers of mine-- those who are not on this Forum.

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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But then Faramir comes along!

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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In fairness, he was one of the Dunedain... But you're right, that won't last forever...

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Eljorahir]

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That's just plain nar-silly.👀

 

[Eljorahir]

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Of course it annoys them! They volunteered to be in charge of parking for the event. And, now because of Thranduil, they're the ones who have to deal with all the complaints from the MTVPU afterwards. (MTVPU = Minas Tirith Valet Parking Union). The members are simply not trained or equipped to park a Mumak!