The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Lithóniel]

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Now I totally want to do that!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Has this one been posted before?

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Has this one been posted before?

I posted the Friends one, I think

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]

 

[Eljorahir]

Eowyn: Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion!

Witch-king: Oh, thank you very much for the compliment.

Eowyn: What? Did you not hear? I just called you a dwimmerlaik. Of what compliment do you speak?

Witch-king: Well, in my language “dwimmerlaik” means “quite handsome fellow”. Again, I thank you for the compliment.

Eowyn: No! The word cannot have this meaning! My people have been calling all evil things “dwimmerlaiks” for nearly an Age and a half now.

Witch-king: Oh, I see…how embarrassed you must feel right now. Too bad.

Eowyn: AAAAAAH!

Witch-king: There’s no point in throwing a tantrum. Let this be a learning moment for you: Never use words you don’t understand.

Witch-king: Oh, and by the way, I heard you calling yourself “Dernhelm” earlier. Hmmm, let’s figure out this puzzler. Everyone knows “derrrrrrr” means “stupid”. “Helm” means “hat”. So, let’s see: stupid hat…dunce cap. Ha Ha Ha! You named yourself “Dunce Cap”! I can’t wait to tell the other Nazgul about this one. They’ll never believe it! Well, gotta fly. See ya. (Nazgul flies away.)

Eowyn: AAAAAAAH! Foul, foul dwimmerlaik!!!

Witch-king (from a distance): Thanks again!

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

I posted the Friends one, I think

There are several. Here's a different one:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

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Something badly wrong with Legolas's "Elvish eyes" here!
That't a station wagon, not a sedan! 🤪

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Olorgando]

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Nit-picky, please ... 😎

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

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In the year 1381, I'm assuming?

 

[Eljorahir]

Hmmm, let's see...

ped·ant
[ˈpednt]

NOUN

1. a person who is excessively concerned with minor details and rules or with displaying academic learning:
   "the royal palace (some pedants would say the ex-royal palace)"
   synonyms:
   dogmatist · purist · literalist · formalist · doctrinaire · precisionist · perfectionist · quibbler · hair-splitter · casuist · sophist · fault-finder · caviller · carper · pettifogger · precisian · Dryasdust

Oh, now I get it. Hehehe! 🤣

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Hmmm, let's see...

ped·ant
[ˈpednt]

NOUN

1. a person who is excessively concerned with minor details and rules or with displaying academic learning:
   "the royal palace (some pedants would say the ex-royal palace)"
   synonyms:
   dogmatist · purist · literalist · formalist · doctrinaire · precisionist · perfectionist · quibbler · hair-splitter · casuist · sophist · fault-finder · caviller · carper · pettifogger · precisian · Dryasdust

Oh, now I get it. Hehehe! 🤣

Yes - but I was referring to The Peasants' Revolt, with their attempt to gain freedom from taxpayers - hence why I said the year 1381.

 

[Eljorahir]

Yes - but I was referring to The Peasants' Revolt, with their attempt to gain freedom from taxpayers - hence why I said the year 1381.

Oh darn. I'll try again...

The Peasants' Revolt, also named Wat Tyler's Rebellion or the Great Rising, was a major uprising across large parts of England in 1381. The revolt had various causes, including the socio-economic blah blah blah blah...

Hahaha! This time I think (hope) I really get it. 🤣

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Oh darn. I'll try again...

The Peasants' Revolt, also named Wat Tyler's Rebellion or the Great Rising, was a major uprising across large parts of England in 1381. The revolt had various causes, including the socio-economic blah blah blah blah...

Hahaha! This time I think (hope) I really get it. 🤣

Yes - you did indeed.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]