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[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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The nine after Sauron was defeated and they were considering another career

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Vorondil]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Vorondil]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Vorondil]

 

[Lithóniel]

I don't know, that depends on whether you like carrots or not.

I’m sorry to say everyone but carrots are the worst vegetables on this earth

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I’m sorry to say everyone but carrots are the worst vegetables on this earth

You should try Persian carrots.
I've heard they are sweeter than other kinds

 

[Lithóniel]

You should try Persian carrots.
I've heard they are sweeter than other kinds

Hm maybe I should. I also have a problem with the texture though I think but hopefully since they’re sweeter it will be tolerable.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Oh then you can try carrot juice with saffron ice cream... it's just pure heaven!

 

[Olorgando]

Oh then you can try carrot juice with saffron ice cream... it's just pure heaven!

As far as carrots go, I definitely belong to the Bugs Bunny faction: munch 'em raw (but in my case peeled ...).
Slightly behind that is the sliced-and-cooked version, mostly accompanied by peas.
I don't remember ever drinking pure carrot juice - perhaps as an ingredient of vegetable mix juices, like the V8 brand in the US.
But carrots in any form combined with ice cream ... somehow not compatible in my imagination.
And saffron ice cream - don't think I've ever run across that, with or without carrots ... 😳

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

We buy carrot juice in 1L bottles here
It's not actually ice cream and its texture is quite different.
I'm not sure if I'm describing it correctly but it's something like melted mozzarella cheese but frozen?
You can often find pieces of pistachios and frozen cream in it and it obv tastes like saffron and also rose water.
It's a really old dessert though and goes way back ...like 300 year BC.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Vorondil]

I’m sorry to say everyone but carrots are the worst vegetables on this earth

Why did you have to say that? I really don't feel like digging a grave today.

 

[herlig9]

I felt creative today

 

[Ent]

Why did you have to say that? I really don't feel like digging a grave today.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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I firmly believe hamsters were just a mouth at first and then they grew hands and feet

 

[LaurelinBearsFruit]

All the carrot-talk reminded me of this glorious video from many years past:

He's like, "That's not a carrot... Hmm let me find another."