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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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I mean yeah. Just about anything is better than the hot sauce pancakes, or the hot sauce cake with mayo icing, that they serve in Angband. *goes pale and shudders* But STILL, it could be better too. Much better.
M: I'll be honest hot sauce pancakes don't sound too bad . . . if the pancakes themselves were savory . . .*He closed his eyes thinking of ways he could make it work* I could never do mayo though.
M: Even if I could make it work, it certainly wouldn't be healthy--it that vein your absolutely right 😅
 
Laurinalótë: I wish I could try it, even if it is as atrocious as you claim. Hmmm. *Starts wondering what other interesting delicacies could be absorbed.*
Guys!! Stop giving Angband food the benefit of the doubt! It was Traumatic™️, okay?

*Lindiel takes off her hood*
You tell me where he is right now!
Oh, hi Lindiel... *Maitimo sweats nervously* We don't know what happened to Tyelko, I promise. He picked up a TV remote and went kapoof. We were just about to go looking for him.
 
*Lindiel takes off her hood*
You tell me where he is right now!
(OOC: In world, has Maglor met her?)
*Maitimo stiffens a little* They are positively horrible, especially when they're forcibly shoved down one's throat. Oh, and not to mention the egg salad French toast.
M: Egg . . . Salad . . . French toast??? *he was too stunned to speak*
Laurinalótë: I wish I could try it, even if it is as atrocious as you claim. Hmmm. *Starts wondering what other interesting delicacies could be absorbed.*
M: 0-0
Guys!! Stop giving Angband food the benefit of the doubt! It was Traumatic™️, okay?


Oh, hi Lindiel... *Maitimo sweats nervously* We don't know what happened to Tyelko, I promise. He picked up a TV remote and went kapoof. We were just about to go looking for him.
M: Yes . . . we were just figuring out how to go after him.
 
Oh, hi Lindiel... *Maitimo sweats nervously* We don't know what happened to Tyelko, I promise. He picked up a TV remote and went kapoof. We were just about to go looking for him.
*Gives an unimpressed look*
(OOC: In world, has Maglor met her?)
(She's the granddaughter of Olwë, so probably during the time he studied music in Alqualondë, they ran into each other a lot.)
 
*Gives an unimpressed look*

(She's the granddaughter of Olwë, so probably during the time he studied music in Alqualondë, they ran into each other a lot.)
(alright, thanks)
M: It's true, he really did poof away! I didn't really see it myself . . . I sort of spaced out but that's besides the point.
 
Well, I have some unfinished business with him. How did he kapoofed himself?
M: That, is a very good question.
M:
M: That I don't have the answer to.
Like I said, he picked up a TV remote and pushed a button. That's all we know.
M: I didn't know we had a TV, the shows they have these days just aren't as good. *he shakes his head, reminiscing on old TV programs about Teleri ship building*
*mutters under her breath*
And I wanted to have kids with this dude...

Anyways, aren't you going to apologize or anything for literally mass murdering me and my people?
*Doesn't let him answer*
Also, what is up with all this glitter on ... everywhere?
M: *he shrugs* glitter is pretty?
 
*shrugs* Pale glitter is my middle Sindarin name!
M: It's the best way to decorate things! All you have to do is sprinkle some on and it'll get everywhere! Everywhere . . .
*Lindiel had not, has not, and will not count on Kano to know what's happening around him*

What are you? A nís?

Yeah I don't know what Sindarin is.🤷🏻‍♀️
M: Glitter can be masculine if I want it to be! it's no different then father's obsession with . . . never mind, that's a poor argument.
 

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