The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Eljorahir]

Now this one I know is much too easy.

Here’s another scene most people forget Tolkien wrote into his story.

Guess before clicking:
”Orcs were multiplying again in the mountains.” –The Shadow of the Past

 

[herlig9]

 

[herlig9]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

True, true. I could not tell you the names of any of my great-grandparents, and yet I can explain to you exactly how Boromir and Aragorn are related through Elendil, and later Minardil 😂.

I don't know any of my family tree exept my grandparents and parents as well, yet I can explain how elrond is aragorns many great uncles and how aragorn is related to Finwe and that most of the family trees in lotr lead to elrond.

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

i dont have a dog but we certaintly go to a lot of houses with dogs.

 

[herlig9]

 

[Eljorahir]

I guess not everyone will know this guy's name. But, if you do, guess the caption.

Flotsam and Jetson

 

[herlig9]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[herlig9]

 

[Eljorahir]

If Balrogs had lines…

Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: Oh yes I can!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: OH YES I CAN!!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: Broken record much? Oh yes I can!!!
(Whamo! Bango! Crumble! Whipo!)
Balrog (falling): Uh oh. Maybe you were right about that “passing” thing.
Gandalf (falling): Fly you fools!
Balrog (falling): Believe me I would, but unfortunately my wings are only metaphorical.
Gandalf: I wasn’t talking to you!

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

If Balrogs had lines…

Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: Oh yes I can!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: OH YES I CAN!!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: Broken record much? Oh yes I can!!!
(Whamo! Bango! Crumble! Whipo!)
Balrog (falling): Uh oh. Maybe you were right about that “passing” thing.
Gandalf (falling): Fly you fools!
Balrog (falling): Believe me I would, but unfortunately my wings are only metaphorical.
Gandalf: I wasn’t talking to you!

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That's pretty much how much our banter went, too.

Me:

Balrog:

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

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Sir Christopher Lee's heavy metal albums drew quite a following, apparently!

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

Sir Christopher Lee's heavy metal albums drew quite a following, apparently!

lol i had forgotten he had those. It is funnier with that detail lol.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

🙃

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

🙃

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Tolkien has the tendency to do that lol. Poor Maedhros.