The other joke and meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Klaatu]

I tried to make a belt out of clocks once.
Turns out it was a waist of time.

– Klaatu
Licensed Moon Dentist
Unofficial Representative of the Galactic Snack Council

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

Couldn’t get it all in one screenshot but this one had me dying from laughter

 

[Deimos]

I tried to make a belt out of clocks once.
Turns out it was a waist of time.

– Klaatu
Licensed Moon Dentist
Unofficial Representative of the Galactic Snack Council

🙄.... Klaatu making puns... so sad....How the mighty have fallen....

 

[Deimos]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Klaatu]

🙄.... Klaatu telling puns... so sad....How the mighty have fallen....

Blasphemy, Deimos! On Sxarin-7, puns are sacred. The High Priest of Groan once ended a civil war with the words,

“Let us taco ’bout it.”

They still celebrate with a holy wrap every cycle.

I pun not from weakness, but from re-puns-ibility.

— Klaatu
Ambassador of Bagels (except blueberry)
Licensed Punstructor
Holder of the Infinite Jest-Drive

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Ambassador of Bagels (except blueberry)

What do you have against blueberry bagels??

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Also, this seems fitting given the circumstances...

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

What do you have against blueberry bagels??

Maybe he was accosted by the Blueberry Monster.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Klaatu]

What do you have against blueberry bagels??

Blueberry bagels, Maedhros? Never again.

They’re not bagels—they’re betraygels. Sweet impostors. The moment a berry bursts, honor leaks out like jam from a broken treaty. I still wake up at night hearing the squish.

The Council of Toast decreed: “Thou shalt not fruit the bread.”

But some kneaded rebellion. The ovens still remember.

— Klaatu
Chief Asteroid Wrangler, 4th Moon of Nibbletron
Recipient of the Golden Spatula for Valor in Brunch
Inventor of Perpendicular Soup

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Blueberry bagels, Maedhros? Never again.

They’re not bagels—they’re betraygels. Sweet impostors. The moment a berry bursts, honor leaks out like jam from a broken treaty. I still wake up at night hearing the squish.

The Council of Toast decreed: “Thou shalt not fruit the bread.”

But some kneaded rebellion. The ovens still remember.

— Klaatu
Chief Asteroid Wrangler, 4th Moon of Nibbletron
Recipient of the Golden Spatula for Valor in Brunch
Inventor of Perpendicular Soup

Hmm. I don't see what's so bad about it, but then again, I've experienced Angband Denny's, soooo...