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[HLGStrider]

But Bob was so confused trying to think up where it was from that he forgot to go to confession and ended up selling lightbulbs at Seers.

 

[omnipotent_elf]

*which led to a thunderbolt falling from the sky, and smiting Bob and his lighbulbs*
when he fell due to this strike, haldir was the first at the scene...............*

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and took Bob as a 'hostage of love'

 

[HLGStrider]

along with two, twin pandas, and an octopus named Leonard Nimoy... Spock then sued the Octopus and won Bob in the court case... How illogical.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob who was sorely confused by this was finally apprehended by Sir Thomas More...

 

[HLGStrider]

"Hey!" cried Spock. "That's my Bob! Jim! Jim! They're stealing my Bob! Give me my Bob back!"

Janeway entered the room, cast a snide look at Spock and said to Tuvok, "What a baby!"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than Anne Boylen said, "NO! Bob is my sex toy!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Everyone looked at her really weird so she grabbed onto the nearest king and jumped off the tower of London... Bob then married Mary Queen of Scots and posed for a portrait wearing twenty live weasels in front of the Eiffle Tower.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but since it wasn't built yet...it was just a prophesy! Then Henry Said in a very loud way, "Show me to my bride-groom!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob, who had not known that lightbulbs predated the Eiffle Tower, was confused.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then henry took bob in his arms, kissed him on the mouth and then began to caress his ****(edited for content). Bob was mortified

 

[HobbitGirl]

He was so mortified, in fact, that he ran away blindly until he fell on Calypso's island and was held captive for seven years. Odessyeus decked Bob when he tried to hit on Calypso. Then Hermes came and told Calypso that she had to relase Bob, so Calypso sulkily chucked Bob into the ocean.

 

[Ecthelion]

Problem was, Bob couldn't swim. HE sunk like a rock to the bottom and then found a jar of pickles that he put over his head to breath. Then he jumped and ended up jumping a building and got arrested. When in jail he got really close with his African jailmate, Raul.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

But then bob felt an urge to go digging...and dug and dug...

 

[Ecthelion]

and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug until he finally came back to normal ground and he was in China so he went to have some goose.

 

[HLGStrider]

Ok, guys. Watch the content a bit...
Especially you, Tar.

He undermined the Eiffle Tower and crumpled the Bastille. He was then mugged by Jean My-Mind-Goes-Blank-On-The-Last-Name, and the entire cast of Les Miserables AND the Tale of Two Cities.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

moi? I will

but got bored of literarry refrences and had a nice nap

 

[HLGStrider]

It was a ten thousand year nap...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which lasted so long even elves died.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Causing chaos all over the world. No more supermodels to drool over for!!!!!