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[Tar-Ancalime]

and then James bond said to Bob," Tomorow never dies"

 

[Aulë]

To which Bob The Yeti/Troll replied, "I'll Die Another Day!"

 

[Valdarmyr]

Bob said, "Hey 007, you may have thought you killed Scaramanga in "The Man With The Golden Gun," but--look--there he is, up in Orthanc! Get him!" Bond said, "But of course," pressed a button on his watch, and a laser beam shot out and started slicing the smooth black rock of Orthanc, but Saruman stretched out his arm, started speaking incantations and hypnotized him with his voice, and Bond fell into a trance and started clucking like a chicken, waving his elbows up and down, and scratching the ground with his feet.

 

[HLGStrider]

While Bond was doing the Chicken dance Merlin turned Bob into a squirrel. Then the mean old owl bit off Bob's tail and Bob had to go to the ball without his glass slippers.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then winnie the pooh showed up and yelled at owl for doing such a mean thing.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then winnie the pooh showed up and yelled at owl for doing such a mean thing.

 

[HLGStrider]

But owl couldn't read so it didn't make a difference.

Don't ask for my logic. You will get a headache.

Then Bob got a head ache.

 

[Lossen Vana]

And tigger made it worse by bouceing him and shouting...

The wonderful thing about tiggers...are tiggers are wonderful things. There bouncy flouchy wouncy pouncy...fun fun fun fun fun! The wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one! IIIIIII'MMMMM THHHHEEEE OOONNNNLLLLY OOOOONNNNNE!!!!! Rouuuuur!

 

[HobbitGirl]

To which the Fat Lady of New York replied, "You stupid bouncy little thing! That's not how the song goes! You should be getting in right, cause you made it up, after all!" Then the Fat Lady of New York began jumpin up and down faster and better than Tigger, and she sang:

"The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Thier tops are made out of rubber
Thier bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, bouncy, trouncy, fun fun fun fun fun!
And the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one.
IIII'm the only one!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

Then the Goon Squad of Illegal Singing Squatters arrested the Fat Lady of New York for singing without a license. Tigger stuck his tounge out at her as she was dragged away. She screamed for her lawyer, and RDW vanished into the shadows.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and bob died

 

[HLGStrider]

Mourning for his father, Bob Jr started a Mau tournament against Patrick Stewart and the Borg Queen.

 

[Valdarmyr]

Then Stewart straightened his Starfleet tunic and yelled in the most dignified manner possible, "WAIT! Before anybody does anything, I want Tea. Earl-Grey. HOT HOT HOT!"

 

[HLGStrider]

Janeway hit him over the head with her replicator.
"It's coffee, black, you shirker! You try getting pulled half way across the galaxy and loosing your dog and fiance!"

 

[Valdarmyr]

Then Kirk showed up again and told Janeway and Picard, "Well, since we're all having a drink, how about a glass of Romulan Ale...and a marsh-Mellon!" And at that, even though they were a galaxy away, the Doors of Moria opened, making the same "ssshhhwwwiikk!" sound the transporter doors on the old Enterprise did.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Saddam entered the bar saying give me a pint or i wilkl blow you up

 

[Wolfshead]

To which the devil replied, "What? Do you not love me anymore, Saddam?"

 

[Aulë]

OOC: Oh NO!!!! *thinks of The South Park Movie*

Then Kenny came along, and befriended Bob

 

[Wolfshead]

Yes, The South Park Movie, funny, wasn't it?

Anyway, Kenny was then killed horribly by a falling rubber mallet which bounced of his head repeatedly until he died. To which Bob shouted, "Oh my God! You killed Kenny, you.....

 

[Aulë]

But before he could get the swear word out of his mouth, Webmaster came along and slit his throat, turning Bob into a mute!

 

[Valdarmyr]

Cartman stood in Fangorn Forest, dressed in a white robe, wearing a white wig like Cher's, with a long white beard. He said, "I am Cartman the White now. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide. So you better respect my authoritah. And somebody get me some chicken wings--medium spicy!"