🎲 Lord of the Pants

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theringbearer

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• Aug 10, 2002

• #181

Orc to Saruman

Orc: The Pants are strong my lord.
Saruman: Pull them all down!

 

Legolas_lover12

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• Aug 10, 2002

• #182

hehehe.


movie: when saruman shows gandalf the palantir:

gandalf: a pair of pants is a dangerous tool, saruman.

saruman: why? why should we fear ro wear them?

gandalf: they are not all accounted for, the lost pairs of pants. we do not know whoi else may be watching.

 

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• Aug 10, 2002

• #183

Frodo: "Gandalf, what's the elvish word for pants?"
Gandalf: "Smellon"

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Aug 11, 2002

• #184

this thread ruined the council of elrond scene for me...when one of you people said "Gondor has no pants, gondor needs no pants" I always have that line stuck in my head during the council scene and laugh

 

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kalwa_Avar

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• Aug 11, 2002

• #185

So thats not as bad as what happend to me!! On of my friends read the "Gondor has no pants Gondor needs no pants" and 2 days ago he got kinda drunk, and well you get the picture...
*Shudder*

 

Legolas_lover12

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• Aug 11, 2002

• #186

LOL. bad mental image.

i always say that. me and my friend think it is hilairious. we are always like "gondor has no pants gondor needs no pants" then we're like "cuz they wear skirts like boromir" LOL

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Aug 11, 2002

• #187

really bad mental image

 

Gary Gamgee

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• Aug 23, 2002

• #188

Elrond

'Gandalf these pants are wearing a bit too thin'

 

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FINGOLFIN

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• Aug 24, 2002

• #189

And to the race of men...

were gifted 9 pairs of pants....because above all else they desire trousers.

 

Muffinly

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• Aug 24, 2002

• #190

No Frodo! Stop fondeling the ring!



This post just doesn't fit anywhere else.

 

EverEve

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• Aug 24, 2002

• #191

oh...ok. you know, i had a really good one, but as soon as i finished reading and was about to post..i forgot it. i'll get back to you when i think of it

 

Precious

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• Aug 26, 2002

• #192

Mr. Frodo?
Yes, Sam.
If I take one more step.....I'll be as far away from home as I've ever been..
Come on, Sam.
....Mr. Frodo
Yes, Sam.
If I take two more steps......
Don't make me kill you, Sam

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #193

Almost positive this one was done..but it's soo good!

Legolas: Do you know to whom you speak? That is Aragorn son of Arathorn, and Isildur's heir!
Boromir: Aragorn?
Legolas: And heir to the throne of Gondor. You owe him your pants.
Boromir: Gondor has no pants! Gondor needs no pants!

 

Anamatar IV

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #194

Aragorn: It is Anduril-Pants of the West.

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #195

When Frodo is stabbed:

He's been stabbed by a morgul blade...It is beyond my powers to heal. He needs Elvish pants.

 

Legolas_lover12

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #196

hey WTS!!! haven't seen you around for awhile ....

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #197

I know! Aren't you glad I'm back.

More quotes:

Arwen when Frodo's lying on the ground dying: (translated from Elvish) Frodo don't give in now! Come back to the pants!

Arwen when finding Aragorn in the woods: What have we here? A ranger caught off his pants?

 

EverEve

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #198

lmao those are great!!!

Welcome back, WtS!!

 

Wonko The Sane

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #199

Bows*

Thank ye, kindly.

"They were once great pants of men..."

 

EverEve

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• Sep 26, 2002

• #200

Frodo: I will take it! I will take the Pants to Mordor, though...I do not know the way.

S: Well, its just something Gandalf said..
F: What did Gandalf say?
S: Dont let him lose his pants, Samwise Gamgee...I dont mean to!

Strider: They are the Nazgul..The PantWraiths

Wowzers, I have to much time on my hands...