🎲 Lord of the Pants

[tookish-girl]

I'm sure someone will have done these before...oh well!

Bilbo (FOTR): And he lived happily til the end of his pants

Orc: (TTT) We've had nothing to eat but maggoty pants for three stinking days

Aragorn (TTT) picking up Pippin's brooch: Not idley do the pants of Lorien fall ......

Theoden (TTT): What will you have me do? Look at my men. Their pants hang by a thread.

Faramir (TTT): A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his pants

 

[Wonko The Sane]

AHSJFHD:AFDJALJSD *laughs hysterically and falls over*

TOOKISH YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

 

[Theoden_king]

Gandalf to Legolas:
"If Elves could fly over mountains, they might fetch some pants to save us"

 

[tookish-girl]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
AHSJFHD:AFDJALJSD *laughs hysterically and falls over*

TOOKISH YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

Why thankyou, my dear Wonko! No idea what AHSJFHD:AFDJALJSD means!

 

[Kailita]

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Theoden (TTT): What will you have me do? Look at my men. Their pants hang by a thread.

Faramir (TTT): A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his pants

*Giggles uncontrollably*

 

[Feanorian]

"..................your pants swoosh so loud we could have sewn them in the dark"

 

[spirit]

Feanorian i like that one. made me crack up

 

[argonathaniel]

im not sure if these have been done before but here goes...

Sam:
Trust a Brandybuck and a Took.
Merry:
What? It was just a detour. A shortcut.
Sam:
A shortcut to what?
Pippin:
[Spots something on the ground.] Pants!!!


Arwen:
Frodo... Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan na ngalad.
[Translation: "I am Arwen. I've have come for your pants. Hear my voice. Give me your pants."]


Arwen:
There are 5 Wraiths behind you. Where their pants are, I do not know.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Why thankyou, my dear Wonko! No idea what AHSJFHD:AFDJALJSD means!

It means I was laughing so hard I couldn't type!!

 

[legolas84]

Hope no one's done these before....

Gimli: Aarrgghhh!!! Let them come! There is one dwarf yet in Moria that still has pants!

Gandalf: I think there’s more to this hobbit than meets the eye.
<FRODO show his pants>
Gimli: Pants! You are full of surprises Master Baggins.

 

[Vixen Evenstar]

Arwen: Do you remember what i said when we first met?

Aragorn: You said you would give me your pants.

 

[Lasgalen]

from the chapter Minas Tirith
Pippin looked out from the shelter of Gandalf's pants.

-Lasgalen

 

[BlackCaptain]

I don't know half of your pants half as well as I should like, and I like half of your pants half as much as you deserve...

 

[Feanorian]

Gandalf to the Ancient Pants of Moria:"You Shall noooooot TEAR!!"

hey that was cheesy but tahts ok

 

[BlackCaptain]

Pippin and Merry felt very relieved after that refreshing Ent drought. It in fact also made thier pants bigger.

 

[Sarah]

*movie*

Frodo: My pants Gandalf, which leg first, is it left or right?

Gandalf: Left

 

[Lantarion]

"The Pants! The Pants are upon us!"
or
"Black pants from Dunland!"

 

[Turin]

Haha, This is the funniest thread in all TTF.

 

[Sarah]

Now Melkor began the buttoning and sewing of vast pants, deep under Earth.

 

[Lasgalen]

From the chapter "The Steward and the King"

'I know it well, dear friend' said Aragorn; 'but I would still have your pants'

-Lasgalen