🎲 Lord of the Pants

Emowyn · Apr 15, 2003

The Pants go ever on and on
Down the legs where it began.
Now far ahead the pants have gone
And I must follow if I can
Pursuing them with eager feet
Until they join some larger way
where many pants and trousers meet
and wear them then? I cannot say.

Lantarion · Apr 15, 2003

Emowyn and Tookish: ROTFLMAO!!!!!

"I saw you!" cried Frodo. "You were walking backwards and forwards. The pants were in your hair!"

Gandalf: "There are pants, too, of another kind in the Shire. But all such places will soon become islands under siege, if things go on as they are going. The Dark Lord is putting forth all his pants."

Frodo: "they were terrible to behold! But why could we see their pants?"

Gandalf: "Not all his servants are trousers and pants! There are shorts and stockings, there are khakis and swimming trunks!"

Turin · Apr 15, 2003

Gandalf: This is the door of Durin, Tailor of Moria.

BlackCaptain · Apr 15, 2003

Aragorn(movie) - Come. We travel light. Bring only your favorite, and most fashionable pants. Lets hunt some trouser.

Turin · Apr 15, 2003

Ok I admit it mine was cheesy.

Lasgalen · Apr 16, 2003

Book quote:

"No taste of food, no feel of water, no sound of wind, no memory of tree or grass or flower, no image of pants are left to me. I am naked in the dark, Sam, and there is no pants between me and the wheel of fire.

-Lasgalen

Novuriel · Apr 21, 2003

Lasgalen - LMAO!!!!!

I can't think of any that are even half as good as all of these others!

Sarah · Apr 21, 2003

any way we could incorporate the legolas' nudie musical here? I'm sure there's a way.

Wolfshead · Apr 21, 2003

Where there's a will, there's a way, but I'm sure as hell not doing it. There're limits to that thing, you know

MrsElijahWood · Apr 22, 2003

the pants here they're master's call, they long to return to they're master's bum.-Gandalf, in bag end

LadyDernhelm · Apr 24, 2003

You should know, though I've only read the first five pages, I've been smothering maniacal laughter the entire time. Especially at the classic "Your fly, you fool!"...who wouldn't?

I've got one of my own now.

On the entry of Aragorn into Meduseld:

'There are the doors before you,' said the guide. 'I must return now to my pants at the gate.'

And another:

'I am the Doorward of Théoden,' he said. 'Háma is my name. Here I must bid you lay aside your pants before you enter.'

Then Legolas gave into his hand his silver-embroidered pants...

Aragorn stood a while hesitating. 'It is not my will,' he said, 'to put aside my pants or deliver them into the hand of any other man.'

And the final:

'Because Aragorn is descended in direct lineage, father to father, from Isildur Elendil's son himself. And the pants that he wear were Elendil's own.'

A murmur of astonishment ran through the ring of men. Some cried aloud: 'The pants of Elendil! The pants of Elendil come to Minas Tirith! Great tidings!'

Lasgalen · Apr 24, 2003

From the chapter Minas Tirith

"What is that?" cried Pippin suddenly, clutching at Gandalf's pants.

-Lasgalen

Gandalf_White · Apr 25, 2003

I think I'm gonna be sick from laughing so hard at these.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gollum: My pantsesesss.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gandalf: It says: One pair of pants to rule them all.

Wonko The Sane · Apr 25, 2003

*Gandalf looking closely at the ring*

One Pants to Rule them All:
Wash in gentle cycle with mild detergent
and tumble dry medium heat
Do not dry clean

LadyDernhelm · Apr 25, 2003

Dunno if this has already been done, but inspiration hit as I was watching the movie last night.

Saruman: Sauron has regained much of his former strength. He cannot yet take physical form, but his spirit has lost none of its potency. Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and pants.

Wonko The Sane · Apr 25, 2003

He can see in my pants!!!

AAAH!!!!
If he could see in my trousers that might be semi-ok cos I have pants on...but I don't wear two pairs of pants!!!

*Feels naked*

Gandalf_White · Apr 25, 2003

the orcs discuss whether they can eat Merry and Pippin
Orc: What about their pants they don't need them

LadyDernhelm · Apr 25, 2003

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
He can see in my pants!!!

AAAH!!!!
If he could see in my trousers that might be semi-ok cos I have pants on...but I don't wear two pairs of pants!!!

*Feels naked*

ROFL...yes Wonks, he sees everything!!! Muhahahaha.

This is lots of fun. Let's see if I can find another crazy quote to add to our collection...

Sam, speaking to Faramir (of Boromir):

'...it's my opinion that in Lorien he first saw clearly what I guessed sooner: what he wanted. From the moment he first saw them he wanted the Enemy's Pants!'

BlackCaptain · May 2, 2003

Boromir - They are not yours save by a lucky pants! They could be mine... THEY SHOULD BE MINE!

**From the movie**

LADY N. · May 3, 2003

FUNNY

You are the funniest guys I've never known, I'm just here reading to your e-mails, and can't stop laughing, hahahaha.

congratulations!!! you have great ideas!!!

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