I haven't had a chance to go through this entire thread, so forgive me if these have been done already, but we of course have the Table of Contents from the first volume of Lord of the Pants: The Fellowship of the Pants:
Prologue
Note on the Pants Records
Book I
1. A Long-expected Pants
2. The Shadow of the Pants
3. Pants is Company
4. A Short Cut to Pants
5. A Pants Unmasked
6.
The Old Pants
7. In the Pants of
Tom Bombadill
8. Pants on the Barrow-Downs
9. At the Sign of the Prancing Pants
10. Pants
11. A
Knife in the Pants
12. Flight to the Pants
Book II
1. Many Pants
2. The Pants of
Elrond
3. The Pants Go South
4. A Journey in the Pants
5. The Pants of
Khazad-dum
6. Lothpants
7. The Pants of
Galadriel
8. Farewell to Pants
9. The Great Pants
10. The Pants of the Fellowship
Then of course there is that crucial scene when
Gandalf starts to tell
Frodo about the history of his pants: "In Eregion long ago many Elven-pants were made, magic pants as you call them, and they were, of course, of various kinds: some more potent and some less. The lesser pants were only essays in the craft before it was full-grown, and to the Elven-tailors they were but trifles -- yet still to my mind dangerous for mortals. But the Great Pants, the Pants of Power, they were perilous. A mortal Frodo, who wears one of the Great Pants, does not freeze, but he does not grow or obtain more warmth, he merely shivers, until at last every minute is a weariness. And if he uses the Pants to cover himself, he fades: he becomes in the end invisible permanently, and walks in the pants under the eye of the dark power that rules the Pants. Yes, sooner or later -- later, if he is strong or has good underwear to begin with, but neither strength nor good shorts will last -- sooner or later the dark pants will devour him."