🎲 Lord of the Pants

[Turin]

What does yours have to do with LOTR?

 

[Éomond]

Ok, here's some (sorry, from the TT movie)

Éomer: "My pants are those loyal to Rohan. And for that, we are banished."

Aragorn: "Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall."

Theoden: "Your pants, would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!"

Theoden: "Sarumans pants will have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach us here."

one more, poor Theoden, I love the character, but make too much fun of him:

"ARAGORN! FALL BACK TO THE KEEP! GET YOUR PANTS OUT OF THERE!"

 

[Eledhwen]

At least two of your quotes are lines from the book which PJ kept in. Here's one from the book...

At last all the Orcs that fled before them were in pants. (Thrain's battle with Azog at Moria gate - Appendix A III - Durin's folk)

 

[VioletFalcon129]

sorry if these were already done.

Sam: you fetch me some pants

Smeagol: what's pants eh? what's pants precious?

Sam: You know, PANTS! i otta get you some pants one of these days. with some nice socks too. noe even you couold say no to that.

Smeagol: yes we could!! spoiling nice socks! let us have them clean and fresh. you keep nasty pants.

 

[grendel]

[from FotR, as they leave Bree...]

Sam was chewing an apple thoughtfully. He had a pocket full of them; a parting present from Nob and Bob. "Apples for walking, and pants for sitting," he said. "But I reckon I'll miss them both before long."

 

[Gildor]

Eowyn: "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the pants in peace!"

Witch King: "Come not between the Nazgul and his pants!"

"Come forth!" They cried. "Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Justice shall be done upon him. For wrongfully he has made war upon Gondor and wrested its pants. Therefore the King of Gondor demands that he should atone for his evils, and depart then forever. Come forth!"

Frodo: "The first enemy we meet will know us. We must get off this road somehow."
Sam: "But we can't. Not without pants."

Gaffer Gamgee to Frodo: "You didn't never ought a' sold Bag End, as I always said. That's what started all the mischief. And while you've been trapessing in foreign pants, chasing Black Men up mountains from from what my Sam says, thought what for he doesn't make clear, they've been and dug up Bagshot Row and ruined my taters!"

 

[Éomond]

"Here lord, is Herugrim, you ancient pants."

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Sarde]

I haven't read ALL of this topic, but most of it, so I hope I'm not stealing anyone's pants here.

Ents in my pants!

Éowyn: "The women of this country learned long ago that those without pants can still die upon them."

 

[Ol'gaffer]

From RotK movie:

Denethor: No!! You are not taking my pants from me!

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Tumour Orc: What of the pants?

Witchking: I will break them!

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Gimli: Bad idea, very handy in a tightspot these lads, despite the fact they're pants.

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Pippin: Pants...The Pants are coming!

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[Éomond]

"'Nay, not pants,' said the fourth, the tallest, and as it appeared the chief among them. 'Pants do not walk in Ithilien in these days. And pants are wonderous fair to look apon, so tis said.'"

 

[Turin]

'There once was an alliance between elves and pants, I come to honor that alegiance.'

'To whom do we send help? The dwarves? They hide in their mountains seeking pants'.

'I'm starvin', I aint had nothin' but magoty pants for three stinkin days!'

Some of these might already have been used, I'm to lazy to check.

 

[Ireth Telrúnya]

There might be a tread on this already, but here goes...
Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

Aragorn on Caradhras: We must wear pants!
Gandalf: No!

Galadreiel: Will you look into my pants?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadreiel: Even the wisest cannot tell...

How many can you think up? I know of loads, but my brains still asleep this morning...

ROTFLMAO!!!
"Even the wisest can not tell...."

Eeeh...I'd like to see Aragorn and Boromir without pants...

 

[Sarde]

And I want Legolas without tights.

 

[celebdraug]

And I want Legolas without tights.

lol! Apperanlty they are a "special" kind if pants, not really tights (read that somewhere...) but they looks like tights so the must be pants.... eh...i mean tights

 

[Saermegil]

Do you think those pants are fair,which your King wears under the hill in Mirkwood, and Dwarves helped in their sewing long ago? They are but rags compared with the pants I have seen here, immesurable pants...

 

[Valdarmyr]

From RotK...

Gimli talking about Saruman: "Well, let's just have his pants and be done with it."

Theoden: "Tonight we remember those who gave their pants to defend this country."

Arwen: "Reforge the pants. Ada." (Hot pants!)

Gandalf: "Sauron has yet to release his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor's armies in war. The one they say no living Man can kill...THE PANTS-KING OF ANGMAR!!!"

Elrond, in Elvish: "Onen i-Estel pants." (I give hope to pants.)
Aragorn: "U-chebin estel pants." (I keep none for myself.)

Denethor: "Set a fire in our pants."
Gandalf: "Stay this madness!"

 

[LADY N.]

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[Dáin Ironfoot I]

'Hinder me? Thou fool. No man with pants may hinder me!'
Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernpants laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. 'But no pants have I!'

Nothing like having your mind in the gutter... look how wrong this statement sounds if you substitute helm for pants.

...A little to the left facing them stood she whom he had called Dernpants. But the pants of her secrecy had fallen from her, and her bright hair, released from its bonds, gleamed with pale gold upon her (anatomical region)

*snickers because Rhi will be enraged at degradation of Eowyn*

 

[Arwen48]

No niggard are you, Eomer - said Aragorn - to give thus to Gondor the fairest pants in your realm!

 

[Greenwood]

I haven't had a chance to go through this entire thread, so forgive me if these have been done already, but we of course have the Table of Contents from the first volume of Lord of the Pants: The Fellowship of the Pants:

Prologue
Note on the Pants Records

Book I
1. A Long-expected Pants
2. The Shadow of the Pants
3. Pants is Company
4. A Short Cut to Pants
5. A Pants Unmasked
6. The Old Pants
7. In the Pants of Tom Bombadill
8. Pants on the Barrow-Downs
9. At the Sign of the Prancing Pants
10. Pants
11. A Knife in the Pants
12. Flight to the Pants

Book II
1. Many Pants
2. The Pants of Elrond
3. The Pants Go South
4. A Journey in the Pants
5. The Pants of Khazad-dum
6. Lothpants
7. The Pants of Galadriel
8. Farewell to Pants
9. The Great Pants
10. The Pants of the Fellowship

Then of course there is that crucial scene when Gandalf starts to tell Frodo about the history of his pants: "In Eregion long ago many Elven-pants were made, magic pants as you call them, and they were, of course, of various kinds: some more potent and some less. The lesser pants were only essays in the craft before it was full-grown, and to the Elven-tailors they were but trifles -- yet still to my mind dangerous for mortals. But the Great Pants, the Pants of Power, they were perilous. A mortal Frodo, who wears one of the Great Pants, does not freeze, but he does not grow or obtain more warmth, he merely shivers, until at last every minute is a weariness. And if he uses the Pants to cover himself, he fades: he becomes in the end invisible permanently, and walks in the pants under the eye of the dark power that rules the Pants. Yes, sooner or later -- later, if he is strong or has good underwear to begin with, but neither strength nor good shorts will last -- sooner or later the dark pants will devour him."