Radaghast
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I figured this deserved a thread of its own and I couldn't find any so I created one. Mods, feel free to merge with any existing thread.
Anyway, I watched this yesterday for the first time in a while and I'm amazed at how different it seems from the last time I saw it. Things I forgot about the movie include the lack of the Arkenstone and Bilbo being fitted in plate mail to fight the Wood-elves and Lake-town army! 🙄 Instead of the whole Arkenstone bit Thorin calls Bilbo a coward for objecting to the battle. It's bizarre that I don't remember this, but even stranger is that it's in the movie (or, in the case of the Arkenstone, not in the movie). And what's with the goofy garden gnome helmets?
I'm also surprised at how much worse it seems. Actually, this is pretty terrible. For a movie that allots only 77 minutes to the story it sure seems to waste a lot of time on silly nonsense, yet still feels rushed and things happen without context or explanation. Also, much of the dialogue does not seem to come from the book. And during the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo actually remarks on how many armies there are; I cringed. I remember in the first Peej Hobbit movie how Bilbo falls from a great height in the tunnels and yet is none the worse for wear, and how stupid that was; but that happens in this movie too, and it is no less ridiculous here.
Another silly thing that happens in this movie is Gandalf telling Bilbo to keep a journal of his adventures from then on so that he can point out where he messed up. 🙄 😖
Some of the character designs are terrible. The goblins, for instance, have horns for some reason, and silly catlike ears. The giant spiders have these ridiculous rabbit ears and vampire teeth. I have to imagine that including horns, teeth and ears increased the cost.
The Wood-elves fare worst of all. Just... what?
The voice on Gollum is pretty good, but I have to wonder why he looks like a were-frog. Also, as good as the voice is, it's not always easy to understand him. The riddle game between Bilbo and him is not done well. But very little in this movie is.
I'm kind of on the fence on how they went with Smaug. I kind of like the design but it's not what I'd have imagined and no way is that thing getting off the ground, let alone stay aloft and move through the air.
Beorn is absent but I guess they wouldn't have been able to include him no matter how good the pacing was. 77 minutes just isn't enough time to do the story justice (and 6 hours is way too much). So, thanks to New Line, we'll have a long wait before even the chance of a decent adaptation. Many seem to love this movie and I can't really understand why, aside from any sense of nostalgia, perhaps.
Anyway, if you have a video player that can play avi files, you can download the movie here.
Anyway, I watched this yesterday for the first time in a while and I'm amazed at how different it seems from the last time I saw it. Things I forgot about the movie include the lack of the Arkenstone and Bilbo being fitted in plate mail to fight the Wood-elves and Lake-town army! 🙄 Instead of the whole Arkenstone bit Thorin calls Bilbo a coward for objecting to the battle. It's bizarre that I don't remember this, but even stranger is that it's in the movie (or, in the case of the Arkenstone, not in the movie). And what's with the goofy garden gnome helmets?
I'm also surprised at how much worse it seems. Actually, this is pretty terrible. For a movie that allots only 77 minutes to the story it sure seems to waste a lot of time on silly nonsense, yet still feels rushed and things happen without context or explanation. Also, much of the dialogue does not seem to come from the book. And during the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo actually remarks on how many armies there are; I cringed. I remember in the first Peej Hobbit movie how Bilbo falls from a great height in the tunnels and yet is none the worse for wear, and how stupid that was; but that happens in this movie too, and it is no less ridiculous here.
Another silly thing that happens in this movie is Gandalf telling Bilbo to keep a journal of his adventures from then on so that he can point out where he messed up. 🙄 😖
Some of the character designs are terrible. The goblins, for instance, have horns for some reason, and silly catlike ears. The giant spiders have these ridiculous rabbit ears and vampire teeth. I have to imagine that including horns, teeth and ears increased the cost.
The Wood-elves fare worst of all. Just... what?
The voice on Gollum is pretty good, but I have to wonder why he looks like a were-frog. Also, as good as the voice is, it's not always easy to understand him. The riddle game between Bilbo and him is not done well. But very little in this movie is.
I'm kind of on the fence on how they went with Smaug. I kind of like the design but it's not what I'd have imagined and no way is that thing getting off the ground, let alone stay aloft and move through the air.
Beorn is absent but I guess they wouldn't have been able to include him no matter how good the pacing was. 77 minutes just isn't enough time to do the story justice (and 6 hours is way too much). So, thanks to New Line, we'll have a long wait before even the chance of a decent adaptation. Many seem to love this movie and I can't really understand why, aside from any sense of nostalgia, perhaps.
Anyway, if you have a video player that can play avi files, you can download the movie here.
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