The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Olorgando]

Um, you are aware that this is the "joke" thread, right?

Harrumph! Neither are all memes jokes (far from it), nor do all jokes become memes!
Ah no, that latter was a very bad train of thought to get onto … be right back … 😱🤢🤮

Hey, I can't help it if Erestor changed the thread title! To me, this is still the JOKE thread!

Is THAT better? A moderator's job is never done, it seems...

😭😭😭😭😭 WAAAAAHHHHH!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Now nobody will understand my meme post ….
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Better explain it, Mr. Killington.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

😭😭😭😭😭 WAAAAAHHHHH!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Now nobody will understand my meme post ….
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

One more redo, now they should 😁

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Ooh -- don't forget "and Off Topic Comments"!

But I guess that could go on every thread title.

 

[Olorgando]

One more redo, now they should 😁

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh help, my regular temper-tantrum-throwing days are way over half a century in the past, and what dim memories I have seem to indicate they did not work!
Makes me feel really young again (for a couple of minutes).
😂😆😄😀☺😏

 

[Olorgando]

This is definitely a meme, and definitely not a joke:

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM GERMANY!!! ☺

🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

I live to serve 😁
Also, here's my contribution to amusing book titles
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Literally listening to the soundtrack of the movie when I scrolled down to this. XD

CL

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

This is definitely a meme, and definitely not a joke:

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM GERMANY!!! ☺

🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆

You mean, the Land of Chocolate?

Yum! 😋

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

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Sauron secretly was owning his craft for Etsy.



CL

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Only $11.89!

You'd think he could do better than that!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

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Pretty much reflects my opinion of PB&J anythings ...

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

Tut, tut, tut … remember what Gandalf wielding Glamdring did to the Balrog's sword in Moria. Anakin might be thrown seriously off his stride by having his light saber splintered in a similar fashion. And then Gandalf, riding out to the rescue of Faramir before Minas Tirith, that stab of white light from his hand (wearing Narya) that scattered the fell-beast-riding Nazgûl like so many pigeons - how much protection would Anakin's armor have provided him against this portable version of his Death Star's ray? And never mind getting whacked by Gandalf's staff … 🤓

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Wait -- Elves are real?!

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

Wait -- Elves are real?!

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Crap - They're onto us, they're onto us! Go to Elfcon 1!



CL

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Elfcon? Where's that?

'Cause if she's gonna be there, so 'm I!

 

[1stvermont]

Crap - They're onto us, they're onto us! Go to Elfcon 1!



CL

Not that kind of elf.