The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[CirdanLinweilin]

Elfcon? Where's that?

'Cause if she's gonna be there, so 'm I!

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Have you never seen The Santa Clause 2?


CL

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

Not that kind of elf.

I confirm nothing. *Retreats into the shadows*


CL

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Have you never seen The Santa Clause 2?


CL

Not even 1.

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

Not even 1.

You wouldn't get it, then.


CL


1stvermont? Mind elucidating?

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

I think he means as opposed to:

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

I think he means as opposed to:
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Actually, I mean this:

Mind you, ^ She is thousands, maybe million years old....

CL

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Can we mediate a compromise between the two?

Edit: I guess we should have started this discussion last month.

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

Can we mediate a compromise between the two?
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Edit: I guess we should have started this discussion last month.

I mean, Traditionally, Catholics celebrate till Candlemas, February 2nd, sooooo.


And yes, compromise reached.


CL

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

There's also an elf in Jingle All the Way...

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

That's great -- but I think I prefer mine. 😜

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

I guess we should have started this discussion last month.

Speaking of which, I missed this in time for Christmas, but I'm posting it anyway:

 

[Olorgando]

Wait -- Elves are real?!
...

Crap - They're onto us, they're onto us! Go to Elfcon 1!
CL

Elfcon? Where's that?
'Cause if she's gonna be there, so 'm I!

Calm down, willya?
If you ask me, those look like Spock ears! 🙄

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Well, maybe -- but she doesn't look like Spock! 😜

 

[Olorgando]

Well, maybe -- but she doesn't look like Spock! 😜

No question. But Weta Workshop has gotten so good at prosthetics that the could probably transform her face to resemble dear old Leonard's.
Which would appear to make it obvious that she can not have gotten those pointy ears from Weta!

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Nope. Nor these:

 

[Alcuin]

.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Did I miss something there, Alcuin?

 

[Olorgando]

Nope. Nor these:
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YIKES! Those nails look like seriously dangerous weapons! Make me think of Wolverine's big brother!

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

"Brother"?