🐴 The Lord of the Rings: The ⚔️War of the Rohirrim

[Halasían]

.... Once again, a decent thread derailed ...

 

[Annatar]

Just a sign that there's still too little information available for the actual topic...
But I'm confident that Helm Hammerhand will punch everyone in the face who talks nonsense here as soon as the first trailer is released.

 

[Olorgando]

.... Once again, a decent thread derailed ...

😩😩😩😩😩

 

[Annatar]

This pretty, bearded dwarven princess has some new info on the upcoming movie:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

This pretty, bearded dwarven princess has some new info on the upcoming movie:

From the comments: "This is gonna be more woke garbage". 😄

 

[Halasían]

I'm glad I 'woke' up and checked the site today.

+ Miranda! That is defo a plus! +
We got two years of shist sliding down the mountainside onto this.

 

[Olorgando]

Narrator - OK, whatever, and whyever. Purely chronologically, the events centered on Helm Hammerhand and the War of the Ring that Éowyn participated in are separated by over 250 years ...

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

I don't think she'll be "doing" Eowyn. 😄

 

[Olorgando]

I don't think she'll be "doing" Eowyn. 😄

"... will reprise her role as Éowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan ..."

... what's ambiguous about that? 🤨

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

I don't think she'll be "doing" Eowyn. 😄

You want a potty mouth badge?

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

"... will reprise her role as Éowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan ..."

... what's ambiguous about that? 🤨

OK, OK. "Let me tell you a story about long, long ago. . ."

Is that better?

 

[Olorgando]

OK, OK. "Let me tell you a story about long, long ago. . ."

Is that better?

Dunno ... as she married Faramir and became Lady of Ithilien, IIRC, "far, far away" might also be part of her narrator intro ...
... now what would that remind me of ... 🤔

 

[Olorgando]

You want a potty mouth badge?

HEY! I'm definitely ahead of S-eS in the queue for that badge! 🤬

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

she married Faramir and became Lady of Ithilien

I just thought of something: Faramir was made Prince of Ithilien, but retained his title of Steward of Gondor. So, would that make her "Stewardess"? 🤔

 

[Olorgando]

I just thought of something: Faramir was made Prince of Ithilien, but retained his title of Steward of Gondor. So, would that make her "Stewardess"? 🤔
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Hmmmmm ...

She did take out that Fell Beast that the Witch-king was riding, just before she offed the W-k himself - something that the Eagles probably found cool.

Sooooo ...

Maybe Gwaihir and his buddies occasionally gave her an aerial tour of places of interest in the War of the Ring ...

... it is rather Bullroarer Took and Golfimbul territory ... 🤔😬😁

 

[Annatar]

In preparation for the film, here are two pretty interesting videos.

Both topics prove that Tolkien did not think in such black and white terms as he is always accused of by certain idiots.

 

[Will Whitfoot]

We were asked to create a coin in support of the WOTR project. The Stallion of Helm Hammerhand!
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[Erestor Arcamen]

Tentative release date

 

[Halasían]

April 12 2024 has bene out there for a while now. Glad to see it hasn't been pushed back.