Real conversation I had with a sales person in a small store next to a comic convention (I was attending the comic convention).
(for context, I'm cosplaying
Legolas).
Me: Hi, do you have any superglue?
Store person: Yes, we have superglue for paper, wood, and ceramic. What do you need it for?
Me: Well, I was going to glue the edges of my ears together to make them pointy like an
elf's.
Store person:....
Store person: Um...
Store person: Are you sure???
Me: Yeah, it works. I've done it before.
Store person: But is using superglue on your ears safe?
Me: Oh yeah, it always comes off.
eventually.
Store person:...
Me: So can I get some glue please?
Store person: Right... Cash or credit payment?