The other joke and meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you

 

[Deimos]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

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Basically every road has construction in my area, and I feel this.

 

[Deimos]

Basically every road has construction in my area, and I feel this.

You live in the metro Phoenix area, by chance?

Some guy actually posted a letter about this (I'm doing it from memory) in the AZ Republic [online] newspaper.
(Note Phoenix streets are on grid, with all major streets 1 mile apart in a N-S, E-W orientation )

My congratulations to the city planners of Phoenix.
You have managed to execute simultaneous construction projects on all major N-S and E-W Roads, thereby leaving drivers with no alternate routes to avoid slow-downs and backups.
So tell us again, how much did you pay for that mail-order Civil Engineering Degree...?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

You live in the metro Phoenix area, by chance?

No, I'm in Michigan.

My congratulations to the city planners of Phoenix.
You have managed to execute simultaneous construction projects on all major N-S and E-W Roads, thereby leaving drivers with no alternate routes to avoid slow-downs and backups.
So tell us again, how much did that mail-order Civil Engineering Degree cost you?

Woooow! It's not quite that bad here, but there are multiple parallel roads with construction. When I was driving home the other night, the exit I needed to take onto the freeway to go home was closed. So I took back roads. And on some of the roads I was considering using to take home, they were closed.

 

[Deimos]

No, I'm in Michigan.


Woooow! It's not quite that bad here, but there are multiple parallel roads with construction. When I was driving home the other night, the exit I needed to take onto the freeway to go home was closed. So I took back roads. And on some of the roads I was considering using to take home, they were closed.

Actually not ALL the roads were under construction. But of the ones that were (and it was at least a dozen) they were the most heavily utilized during normal working hours.
The writer was pretty frustrated, and [obviously] venting.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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I was waiting for something wholesome and as always I was not disappointed.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Deimos]

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That is soooooo morbidly vindictive...or perhaps vindictively morbid...😬

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

FOUND HIM!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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I mean, Gandalf is polite enough to come in person for inviting someone on an adventure.😌

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Deimos]