The other joke and meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

The precursor to the Roomba

 

[Ashley]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Eowyn13]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Klaatu]

A Blunfitter from Proxima 16¾ skips into a bar made entirely of whispering glass.

He says, “Give me something strong, sour, and mildly prophetic.”

The bartender, a sentient tax form in a top hat, pours him a steaming cup of déjà vu.

The Blunfitter takes one sip, pauses, and says, “This tastes like the future.”

The tax form blinks sideways and replies, “No refunds.”


Don’t tell that one in school kids.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

@Celebrimbor Silver-Hand @Erestor Arcamen thought you guys would appreciate this!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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This is sadly true. My mom had an experience in which she would probably have been unalived or kidnapped as a kid if it was nowadays.

 

[Deimos]

This is sadly true. My mom had an experience in which she would probably have been unalived or kidnapped as a kid if it was nowadays.

Glad she managed to come through it OK. And you wouldn't be here to tell about it, either. 😱

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Glad she managed to come through it OK. And you wouldn't be here to tell about it, either. 😱

Yeah. 😬

I'm just imagining my baby cousin doing the same thing she did and even that terrifies me.

 

[Deimos]

Yeah. 😬

I'm just imagining my baby as cousin doing the same thing she did and even that terrifies me.

Not to pry nor make light of a potential tragedy, but does a daredevil gene run in your family?😬

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Not to pry nor make light of a potential tragedy, but does a daredevil gene run in your family?😬

...yes. 🙂

 

[Berzelmayr]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1944156874351190334