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The other joke and meme thread

A Blunfitter from Proxima 16¾ skips into a bar made entirely of whispering glass.

He says, “Give me something strong, sour, and mildly prophetic.”

The bartender, a sentient tax form in a top hat, pours him a steaming cup of déjà vu.

The Blunfitter takes one sip, pauses, and says, “This tastes like the future.”

The tax form blinks sideways and replies, “No refunds.”


Don’t tell that one in school kids.
 
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