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Erestor Arcamen · Jun 3, 2024

Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

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Deimos · Jun 23, 2024

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Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Jun 23, 2024

Deimos said:
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Basically every road has construction in my area, and I feel this.

Deimos · Jun 23, 2024

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë said:
Basically every road has construction in my area, and I feel this.

You live in the metro Phoenix area, by chance?

Some guy actually posted a letter about this (I'm doing it from memory) in the AZ Republic [online] newspaper.
(Note Phoenix streets are on grid, with all major streets 1 mile apart in a N-S, E-W orientation )

My congratulations to the city planners of Phoenix.
You have managed to execute simultaneous construction projects on all major N-S and E-W Roads, thereby leaving drivers with no alternate routes to avoid slow-downs and backups.
So tell us again, how much did you pay for that mail-order Civil Engineering Degree...?

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Jun 23, 2024

Deimos said:
You live in the metro Phoenix area, by chance?

No, I'm in Michigan.

Deimos said:
My congratulations to the city planners of Phoenix.
You have managed to execute simultaneous construction projects on all major N-S and E-W Roads, thereby leaving drivers with no alternate routes to avoid slow-downs and backups.
So tell us again, how much did that mail-order Civil Engineering Degree cost you?

Woooow! It's not quite that bad here, but there are multiple parallel roads with construction. When I was driving home the other night, the exit I needed to take onto the freeway to go home was closed. So I took back roads. And on some of the roads I was considering using to take home, they were closed.

Deimos · Jun 23, 2024

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë said:
No, I'm in Michigan.

Woooow! It's not quite that bad here, but there are multiple parallel roads with construction. When I was driving home the other night, the exit I needed to take onto the freeway to go home was closed. So I took back roads. And on some of the roads I was considering using to take home, they were closed.

Actually not ALL the roads were under construction. But of the ones that were (and it was at least a dozen) they were the most heavily utilized during normal working hours.
The writer was pretty frustrated, and [obviously] venting.

Server Room Gremlin · Jun 23, 2024

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Tyelkormo the Fair · Jun 24, 2024

Server Room Gremlin said:
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I was waiting for something wholesome and as always I was not disappointed.

Glorfindel Goldtress · Jun 24, 2024

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Deimos · Jun 24, 2024

Deimos · Jun 25, 2024

Server Room Gremlin said:
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That is soooooo morbidly vindictive...or perhaps vindictively morbid...😬

Erestor Arcamen · Jun 25, 2024

Squint-eyed Southerner · Jun 25, 2024

FOUND HIM!

Erestor Arcamen · Jun 25, 2024

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jun 25, 2024

Erestor Arcamen said:
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I mean, Gandalf is polite enough to come in person for inviting someone on an adventure.😌

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