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The other joke and meme thread

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Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you ;)

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There once was a boy named Meaty. He was wrong about everything. In school his teacher would ask "Meaty, what's 1+1?" Meaty would answer, "11!" The teacher would respond, "Meaty, you're wrong." But Meaty didn't give up easily. He always raised his hand and gave his best answer, and his teachers would always say the same thing, "Meaty, you're wrong." Meaty was starting to get down on himself because everyone always told him he was wrong. One night on their back porch, Meaty's dad was teaching him there was more to life than being right, and one day he would find his purpose. Meaty looked up, wondering what his purpose might be, and in the distance he saw a beautiful glimmering object. Meaty said, "Dad, I think that thing is coming right at us!" Just then, the object struck Meaty in the head, killing him instantly. His Dad jumped up and yelled, "METEORITE!"
 

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